My Head Size

[Crazy Asian]

This has been something that i've been self conscience about since 4th grade.
My head is fvcking wide.
It is because my parents used to put my on my back every single night b4 my head was fully formed into bone, so the back of my head is literally flat like this |.

I've become less and less self conscience about it recently, but then i saw prom photos and my head was so much bigger than everyone else's.

What really killed me was wut happened yesterday.
We went to get me glasses and none of them fit. My head was too wide.
Distance between a normal person's pupils is under 60 mm. Mine was 67mm.
My dad was shocked that mine was so high since he has a large head too and his is only 61mm.

So there were like 2 pairs that fit me, and i had to choose between the two of them.

I mean, this is the ONLY thing that i don't like about myself and I CAN'T CHANGE IT. I worked to have a nice body, I worked to be more social and likable, but this is the ONE THING that I do not have the power to change. And I don't believe plastic surgery can fix the shape of one's skull.

God... i've just been feeling down about this.

 

[HandyAndy]

So, what do you want us to do?

 

[theunflushables]

If you can't change it, change your attitude about. Just do that corny bit "You know what they say about people with big feet, they wear big shoes" but change it to head and hats.

 

[Gubby]

Yo Crazy, you're still a human being and you're still awesome in my books, cos I love human beings. They're just so amazing and interesting in so many ways.

We've all got our oddities. I'm a bit fat for instance. I don't give a shi't. Actually, until I change my lifestyle and slim down a bit, I LIKE being a bit fat: 1. it proudly displays my somewhat hedonistic nature; 2. it makes me look chubby and cute, less intimidating and more sweet (and I do intimidate people sometimes ^^; ) 3. It's not being a slave to modern definitions of acceptable. In fact, if I slimmed down I'd have to stop taking baths or something to make up for it.

I also have a huge scar on my belly. I could be self-conscious about it, but I consider it simply a sign of what I've been through, and I can be proud of that to an extent too.

See what I'm getting at?

Your head is something that makes you different; it helps seperate shallow people from cool people when you make friends; it's a proud symbol of your struggle against nutty parents, etc.

 

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

blah blah blah guys who aren't good looking will never get laid. good looking guys are so lucky to be born with such a gift. you should get surgery to make your head smaller.

any guess who would say that?

 

[Mr.Positive]

Hey Crazy, you are young, you have a lot of growing left to do. I used to have a big head too, when I was young, and hit a growing spurt and filled my self out nicely.

Keep your chin up, eat healthy and take care of yourself. You will thank yourself later, when you are larger than the guys around you.

 

[Crazy Asian]

blah blah blah guys who aren't good looking will never get laid. good looking guys are so lucky to be born with such a gift. you should get surgery to make your head smaller.

any guess who would say that?

i'm guessing wutang ?

but thanks guys.
i was just feeling so bad about it earlier.
i know there's nothing i can do about it and it's not an excuse.

 

[wolf116]

You're only 16, you still have time to grow into it.

My nickname used to be boof-head at your age, now my head looks small.

Get into bodybuilding to even things up.

 

[HandyAndy]

blah blah blah guys who aren't good looking will never get laid. good looking guys are so lucky to be born with such a gift. you should get surgery to make your head smaller.

any guess who would say that?

stuka

I have the opposite problem, ppl tell me my head is too small for my body, but theyre just jealous....

 

[romangod]

I'd go see a head-shrinker.


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[Fluffy]

big head is much better than having a head that is too small.

Have you seen that episode of entourage where turtle talks about big heads?

Ive got a huge head, when I was skinny it was highly noticable, cant wear hats which sh1ts me coz I wanna be stylish like JT

Also the flat back of head, Im pretty sure its a genetic thing.

 

[Quiksilver]

There's absolutely nothing you or we can do about the size of your head. The best thing to do would be to utilize your generous cranial capacity to your advantage, rather than waste precious time being self-conscious about it.

1 wear a hat
2 choose good hairstyle
3 hit the gym and balance out your proportions
4 forget about it