"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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My girl's family makes fun of me lol

SoSuaveDJ123

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So yeah, me and my girl are 2 different races. I think BECAUSE of it, her family (not her parents) **** on me. For example, her brother acts extremely cold (even after FIVE YEARS) to me and also makes fun of me and my race whenever he sees fit.

I can't retaliate, obviously. I just ignore them. My girl tells me just to ignore. She's so sweet, so different from them so that's the only reason I put up with it. But I don't even do anything bad. I'm an alpha male as much as I can be, but I try to be nice to them and not one up them, but they still **** on me.

Her cousins all travel together and see me from place to place. Today one of them came up to me at my job, put his hand out as if to give me a five, then withdrew his hand at the last second while his friends and other cousins bellowed in laughter. Again, my girl goes "really? Wow *******s. Just ignore them babe."

What can I do? I feel like I'm reaching a boiling point where I seriously want to just **** them all up the way I know I can and instill some goddamn respect into them. I hate being disrespected, man.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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AriMamba

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LIKE NIKE JUST DO IT. But dont use violence. The best thing you can do is not get mad and beat them at their own game. YOU should make fun of THEM and maybe have your girl back you up. If you are really good they will either respect you and stop or get mad and want to hit you instead. Sorry for the wall of text in on my phone
 

the_count

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Yeah man, I say fight fire with fire. Give them a reason to respect you. They make fun of your race every chance they get? There's breaking balls among family but that's more than mere teasing.
 
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