"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ok, as u must have seen in my other post, my girlfriend found out there was this girl that wanted to give me head, so i just went to her house to talk to her so she wouldnt be mad, but instead, she almost ripped my lips and tongue off literally! lol, ok so, this is the problem, umm she has this friend, this guy called noe, well her parents trust him a lot more than any other guy! hes actually the only guy they let in her house! i cant even go when her parents r there. that means that were going out secretly, ok so, supposedly, she cant have a boyfriend till shes 16, well shes 15 right now, but her friend gets to see her every day cause they work together at the place that her parents work at! yea they all work together! so he gets to see her a lot more than me! and i dont know wat happen, but my girlfriend told me that he got mad or something after she told him that we were going out, and that he started ignoring him, is it possible that he likes her too? and should i be afraid or something? wat should i do? i also dont like it that both of them r so close, but they know each other since kids so i dont think it would be right to just tell her to stop talkin to him. so wat should i do?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by snoop8
but my girlfriend told me that he got mad or something after she told him that we were going out, and that he started ignoring him, is it possible that he likes her too?
ALL guy friends want to have sex w/ and/or are attracted to their chick friends....as for the advice let some1 else help you with that >.<
 

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Of course he likes her. The only way a guy has a friend that is a girl is either because she's ugly, or when me met her he didn't play his cards right and got LJBFed.

If he got mad when you two started dating, then he's probably her emotional tampon. An afc. The cool thing is being that he's only 15 or 16 AND he's already been LJBFed, he probably won't be able to do anything but cry and write bad poetry about your girl.

So I wouldn't sweat him too much. The chances of him getting her to dump you and go out with him are slim. Just don't do anything stupid. Don't tell her to not be friends with him anymore. You can be nice to him when you see him. But when he's around it doesn't hurt to put your arm around her.
 

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hey thanks for the advice! well shes 15 and supposedly hes younger than her, so i suppose hes 14 or maybe 15 too. but ok, i wont worry about him i guess.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Yes he see's her everyday, but who is she WITH?


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Gain her parents trust somehow and knock his a$$ outta the picture. If she has friends, fine but if he's trying to make a move on something that isn't there, you need to step up and be a man.
 

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lol her parents dont even know me! they dont know anything about me or never even seen me!
 

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some of you guys don't understand i think... I have this girl who's a real great friend. I never think about sex around her because she's just a great friend who has a boyfriend. Also her boyfriend is one of my best friends too because of her. There are some girls you just don't have any sexual feeling for but you love anyway, ok fine sometimes i do feel like ****in' her but i'd never cuz her bf mt 2nd best friend

there are some girls you meet who you have no sexual feelings for, for this to happen you need to have
-known her for a long time.
-had sexual tension (i got rejected)
-got over it
-stayed friends with some disagreements until now

if he didn't do one of those previously he after her *****, if he did then he might not be after her *****
 

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Originally posted by McKindley
Of course he likes her. The only way a guy has a friend that is a girl is either because she's ugly, or when me met her he didn't play his cards right and got LJBFed.

my best friend's girlfriend is a friend of mine... do you really think i'd want to bang her? think about things before stating sh1t
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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ok, maybe he doesnt like her in that way, but then y he would of start like ignoring her after she told him that we were going out? and i also dont even know the guy! i just heard of him!
 

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well i think this guy definetly likes her...my best chick friend, les, started dating this guy and we became great friends. he doesnt give a **** if i go to her house and i dont give a **** if they're dating.

this guy has taken offense and obviously is AFC big time. he's pathetic and she has him whipped.

hes the girlfriend.




ps - DEFINETLY figure out a way to gain her parents trust. i did this to this one girl who was well protected by her parents but just seeming like a whipped ljbf guy. ended up banging her too :D.
 

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ummm so by gainin her parents trust u think that will help me a lil so she would let me bang her? lol
 

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well obviously dont BE whipped, but tell her your trying to seem harmless to her parents.

lol maybe i just got lucky with a girl who wanted to lose her virginity and didnt mind if i hung around her house alot.

but do whatever u can to still seem dangerous interesting etc to her while appearing boring and safe to her parents
 

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oh wait i forgot...she doesnt want to be banged.

well u know do this to get her parents trust.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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lol ummmm so wat u telling me is be the same o'me in front of her, while still faking that i dont want to bang her lol and be like a good boy in front of her parents? thats easy! lol
 

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exxxactly. it worked for me.

either that or her parents were looking for child support checks.
 
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