"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A-Unit

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Nice, but why?

If that's your girl, she's quite stacked up top.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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DJDamage

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She looks a bit like that chick from American Pie, that one time in band camp she took the flute and put it in her.....:D

You shouldn't really give a damn what a bunch of internet guys think of your girl. The important thing is if she makes you happy. Although a 5'10, 125lbs girl with big t1ts ain't a bad deal! :crazy:

I understand if she is from Thunder Bay and that is why she is pale but come summer time, I hope she gets a bit of sun.
 
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eminence

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i'd give her a 7
 
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Haha You wouldn't believe how happy I am with her. And yes I have waaaay hotter pictures of her. but I found a really cute one. looks face wise I give an 8.5 body ****in 9.5 personality 9.9 :p And get this she is a geeky girl :O

Smoke
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Panda 2000

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So why are you posting a picture of your girlfriend here? To what purpose?
 
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im a tig ole bitty man so she ranks up high, and she is cute. I am into short girls 5.5 or shorter for me... but everyone likes there own prefrance

a girl i am dating now is a punkish girl (not emo or goth) but with dark hair, big eyes, dark eyeliner, and i love that stuff. and tig ole bittys.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Create Reality

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cant think of a user name said:
:crackup:This is what happens when you post a picture of your gf on the internet.
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This is what happens when you're a gullible moron! :crackup:

A 6 by the headshot but from her face she looks a lil chubby. I Don't Like CHUBBY girls!
 
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SHe isn't chubby though I know I have to search for a better one, Give me a few days lol
 
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SmokeX said:
Fuglydude - You are not bad looking I would give you a 8/10. Mind you I am a bisexual dude. So it doesn't matter what I think really.
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Missionx/Smokex,

Didn't you say you were a homo?:rolleyes:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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