"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My girlfriend might be bisexual...

ChapStick

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Me and my girlfriend have been together for over 10 months. She is completely into me, and I think this girl is amazing.

When I asked my girlfriend, she admitted to me that girls turn her on. She gets really horny when watching videos of hot girls making out. When talking to her on the phone, I have even talked her into masturbating to a girl on girl make-out session video, and that really got her turned on. She was telling me how she has been doing her best to ignore it all her life because she doesn't want to think of herself as a girl that gets turned on by other girls.

I see this as a great way to have a 3sum, but the thing is, she's extremely jealous. She doesn't want to share me with another girl. She's very much in love with me. While she loves the idea of experimenting with other girls while I'm present, she told me she's worried I'm gonna check out the other girl and all that.

How do I reassure her that I just think it would be hot, and that I'm not encouraging her sexual attraction for other girls so that I can see other women.

Anyone ever been in this kind of situation before? Thanks fellas!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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trickz

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Very hard to organise... you should probably just give up on it :up:
 

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Leave it be. She'll do it because she wants to please you at the cost of ignoring how she will feel and blame you in some kind of way. Don't make her feel bad about how she is, but let it be her choice if she wants the threesome.
 

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Of course you'll check the other girl out; it's your nature as a man. Just because you check her out does not mean that you'll lose attraction for your girlfriend.

I've thought about this myself, and I think that if you approach this from the angle of you two seducing the other girl, you can get results. You know, massage her, kiss her, etc. Do it as a team thing.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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There are three stages to a relationship that progress over a timeline:

1. She says "I want to have a threesome."
2. She says "I would consider having a threesome."
3. And finally "I'm pregnant! There's your threesome."

Bisexual girlfriends are not the best way to go about having a threesome. In the end someone will be jealous. Best way to go is with two girls you never have to see again if you don't want to.
 

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Don't ever do a threesome with your girl you are into. The previous post was absolutely correct about the jealousy issue. A few months ago I arranged a 3some with the girl I am seeing now (4 hew birthday) and my ex. Both girls were bi-curious so I figured why not. Anyways, after hanging out together and a few drinks we all landed up in bed. Things were going great until I saw my girl getting more pleased by my ex than I could have ever done. I realized just how much I cared for her & couldn't even watch no more. My girl realized just how jealous I got & in 10 minutes I lost all control that I had in that relationship. I had to cut her off for a few weeks for her to run back to me.

Bottom line - threesomes are great they are with people you are not into emotionally.

Wish I had knew that b4.
 

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Yeah, I've wondered if the jealousy thing would bug me. I have a feeling my girlfriend would be more excited sexually by another girl because even when she watches porn, she tells me she gets much more excited by watching the girl than watching the guy. I'll have to test it out slowly..
 

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It sounds to me like she just wants the attention man. All the young girls these days think it's the cool new thing to be bi-sexual so they act like they are, and she knows it turns you on, so she keeps doing it. That would explain why she says she wants to do things with a chick but makes up excuses why you can't. To me, it already seems like she has other agendas, as in, she will eventually experiment with other girs either to be cool, or because she really believes she's bisexual. When she does, it's goiong to piss you off, trust me. If I were you, i would try and get a threesome out of it, because the relationship isn't going to last forever and you might as well get that fantasy out o fthe way while you can.

And for trinidad....Was it both of these girls' first time? How old are they? It seems weird that your girl would actually get off on another chick unless she had done it before, the first time is usually pretty f-in akward. Was it as great as everyone makes it seem? I think the hype is better than the actual experience. By the way....does anyone know why all these girls want to be bi-sexual? It's getting ridiculous.
 

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That is SO fvcking hot seeing two girls on each other. Def my biggest fantasy of all time...being in a threesome with two hot ass girls.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ChapStick

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Drewskie said:
It sounds to me like she just wants the attention man. All the young girls these days think it's the cool new thing to be bi-sexual so they act like they are, and she knows it turns you on, so she keeps doing it. That would explain why she says she wants to do things with a chick but makes up excuses why you can't. To me, it already seems like she has other agendas, as in, she will eventually experiment with other girs either to be cool, or because she really believes she's bisexual. When she does, it's goiong to piss you off, trust me. If I were you, i would try and get a threesome out of it, because the relationship isn't going to last forever and you might as well get that fantasy out o fthe way while you can.

And for trinidad....Was it both of these girls' first time? How old are they? It seems weird that your girl would actually get off on another chick unless she had done it before, the first time is usually pretty f-in akward. Was it as great as everyone makes it seem? I think the hype is better than the actual experience. By the way....does anyone know why all these girls want to be bi-sexual? It's getting ridiculous.
Hmm, normally I would say that the chick is going for the attention, but my gf is really wierded out by it. She is uncomfortable talking about it to me, and when I try to get her to talk to me about it, she just gets frustrated and tells me to give her some time because she is just now coming to face it.

I know she's completely into me. My God, I'm tired of her asking me 10x a day if I love her.... I just ignore it now...

I dunno if we're gonna last forever or not, but I know that if she left me I'd be hurt... And I don't know how I'd react to see her with another girl in all honesty.. I think I would see it as really hot, but when someone you're in a committed relationship with is getting pleasure from someone other than you, I guess it could bother me.
 
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