My girlfriend loves lines

[Bling]

My girlfriend has had 2 boyfriends before me, and I know none of them have shown the affection that I have.



But for whatever reason, my girlfriend loves lines. She's told me a couple of times, "Tell me something sexy, baby". If I'm lucky, I can spit out one. I've even told her that I'm not good with lines a couple of times. One time I said I wish I could, but I just can't. But I know she eats that **** up.

What makes it worse is that, her best friend is dating my best friend. My best friend is awesome at these lines. We once 3 wayed a phone conversation, and he told me to tell her something sweet, and I could barely give one.


I know it's AFC to always try to give her what she wants, but it bothers me to see her kind of disappointed in me.


Any advice? Lines? Sexy lines, romantic lines, sweet lines are what she wants. Advice is wanted as well.

 

[MetalFortress]

Google "pickup lines"

 

[xomel]

Originally posted by MetalFortress
Google "pickup lines"

 

[Wont Stop Mackin]

I dont think he means pickup lines, cause obviously there's no point in those, hes already got the girl, not that they work anyways.

I think he means more like, just regular at the right moment lines. I dont know, lets say you hadnt seen her in awhile, and you guys start making out, say " kissing you is what i missed the most " or " i can't believe i went 3 days without kissing you " usually complimenting them on something works the best. While talking to a girl, i'm like " wow " shes usually like, " wow what? " and i'm like (in smooth sexxy voice) " your gorgeous ". That usually works nice, they are like awww. Then i follow up with a neg hit to make her want more and make me the prize instead of her, " yes your the 2nd most gorgeous girl, i've seen today " or " yea you are gorgeous i give you a 8 out of 10 " while laughing and joking around of course. Whenever you say something really sweet, for every 2 times you say something sweet i suggest you give a neg hit in there somewhere to keep her on her toes, say something ****y and give her a neg hit, so she knows that you can still do better, or aren't head over heels in love.

 

[dannowillbookem]

haha next time she asks for u to feed her a line say something like

"for a fat girl, you don't sweat too much"
"either this is bad lighting or you're ugly"
"you may be ugly, but you intrigue me"

lol okay maybe not...but what i would do is smile, look her in the eyes, and say "why would i waste a perfectly good line on you" idk maybe i'm more c&f then most guys but stuff like that always sends them wild and laughing.

 

[undesputable]

damn your dad must have been a trumphet player, bc you make me horny

nice legs what time do they open

**** me if im wrong, but ______________?

i love every bone in your body, especially mine

You: how do you like your eggs in the morning?
her: unfertilized
you:thats find i can always witdraw in your mouth

you:where do you want to go, my house or your house?
her: you go to yours, i go to mine
you:thats fine, bc after i get done nailing you in the back of my car i dont care where you go.

you:do you want to dance?
her: no
you: i think you misheard me, i said you look fat in those pants

If you were a car, id wax you and ride you all over town.

if its true that we are what we eat, then i could be you by tomorrow morning.

 

[biker_gixxer]

Bling, u need to pick up on some of the things your best friend spits out. It's more of a mind set than anything else. I bet it's more of how he's saying it, than what he's saying. Get it?

These are skills you can use down the road on other girls, so don't think of it as satisfying one chick.

 

[Mr. Debonaire]

Originally posted by undesputable
i think you misheard me, i said you look fat in those pants

if its true that we are what we eat, then i could be you by tomorrow morning.

...lol

 

[Bling]

Originally posted by biker_gixxer
Bling, u need to pick up on some of the things your best friend spits out. It's more of a mind set than anything else. I bet it's more of how he's saying it, than what he's saying. Get it?

These are skills you can use down the road on other girls, so don't think of it as satisfying one chick.

Actually, that's a good idea. I know since watching Stand up Comedy on Comedy Central, my humor has jumped a whole lot. Maybe I can do the same.




Thanks for the advice so far, guys. Anything else?

 

[dannowillbookem]

lol one time i asked this chick if she had a job and she said "female impersonator"

 

[strams4ever]

I thought you mean other kinds of lines.....

 

[biker_gixxer]

Actually, that's a good idea. I know since watching Stand up Comedy on Comedy Central, my humor has jumped a whole lot. Maybe I can do the same.

Exactly...

 

[Jerky Boi]

It has to come natural. You can't just become a cake overnight It's gonna take some practice.

 

[Void]

eh..

Is there a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants!

did it hurt?
her: what?
When you fell from heaven. ;-)

Wanna get some pizza and sex?
no! (if shes no fun)
What you don't like pizza?!



Cliche, but I can't think of anything.


be a tease dude (NOT a strip tease, that's for later) I'm trying to learn to tease girls better too. I'm okay, but I want to ge awesome.

 

[Jerky Boi]

I don't think she really likes to hear "lines." She probably just wants to hear something sweet and romantic every once in a while. IE: Baby talk

 

[[]D [] []V[] []D]

screw those dam lines...

next time she asks, say "you like surprises?"

and when she says yes...

you take your hand and push her opposite shoulder backward and give her a kiss on the lips!