"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

my girl smokes weed :(

Thread starter thezodiac
Start date Dec 8, 2005

JimmyZ

Don Juan

Dec 11, 2005

Really easy, don't talk to her on days she is high...

but first you must have the convo about why this displeases you and how it affects you as a couple ...