"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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My GF is a b1tch sometimes update 1

aix237

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lol wow people like to gang up for no apparent reason. Man I dont even have to see any of your faces but I guarantee I look better then most people posting in this thread. Usually from my experience good looking people dont get worked up over nothing like a lot of you computer jockeys are over nothing. Damn I come here for advice then all the ugly people/with LSE who can't handle a dude who holds himself as offering a lot to lady have to try to bash him "troll".....wow that is such an insult im going to drive off a cliff. I didn't say anything to degrade anyone, just goes to show you have nothing else better to do than to try to bash someone to make yourself feel better. You think I give a fvck if my grammar is one hundred percent correct when im typing on here. Fvcking ugly fat azz dudes. You guys are probably pretty similar to the fat ugly dude I ran into this weekened who was considerably bigger than me and didnt do sh1t when I was running my mouth right in his fvckin fat azz ear cause he thought he was cool and ran the joint. Lol some of you will say "ill meet you face to face" you know what I dont back down from fat azz ugly dudes.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ThunderMaverick

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If this guy drives a 08 mercedes I'm Pook. He writes and acts like a 08 mercedes was GIVEN to him, not bought.

There's no way you're 28.
 

ThunderMaverick

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aix237 said:
lol wow people like to gang up for no apparent reason. Man I dont even have to see any of your faces but I guarantee I look better then most people posting in this thread. Usually from my experience good looking people dont get worked up over nothing like a lot of you computer jockeys are over nothing. Damn I come here for advice then all the ugly people/with LSE who can't handle a dude who holds himself as offering a lot to lady have to try to bash him "troll".....wow that is such an insult im going to drive off a cliff. I didn't say anything to degrade anyone, just goes to show you have nothing else better to do than to try to bash someone to make yourself feel better. You think I give a fvck if my grammar is one hundred percent correct when im typing on here. Fvcking ugly fat azz dudes. You guys are probably pretty similar to the fat ugly dude I ran into this weekened who was considerably bigger than me and didnt do sh1t when I was running my mouth right in his fvckin fat azz ear cause he thought he was cool and ran the joint. Lol some of you will say "ill meet you face to face" you know what I dont back down from fat azz ugly dudes.

You wanna know what's funny? Attitude makes up for most of what you frown upon. Any guy balding, and 30 pounds heavier than you could whip your girlfriend into shape better than you on your best day where even God has his omnipotent hand on you.

You look at guys like PlayerSupreme and Johnny Soporno - They aren't GQ but women LOVE their approach, their love of life, and their absolute inability to become a woman's chess piece.

There are plenty of handsome guys like you getting their nuts nailed to a wall by a woman ONLY BECAUSE you won't man up and live the way YOU want to. Your girlfriend WANTS a man who controls the frame. She wants a guy who's confident in his future. She WANTS a man to say 'NO'.

Now you fell in love with her, live with her, and totally bending to HER will.
I don't care how good looking you are. Your looks aren't getting your balls out of her pocket.
 

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aix237 said:
lol wow people like to gang up for no apparent reason. Man I dont even have to see any of your faces but I guarantee I look better then most people posting in this thread. Usually from my experience good looking people dont get worked up over nothing like a lot of you computer jockeys are over nothing. Damn I come here for advice then all the ugly people/with LSE who can't handle a dude who holds himself as offering a lot to lady have to try to bash him "troll".....wow that is such an insult im going to drive off a cliff. I didn't say anything to degrade anyone, just goes to show you have nothing else better to do than to try to bash someone to make yourself feel better. You think I give a fvck if my grammar is one hundred percent correct when im typing on here. Fvcking ugly fat azz dudes. You guys are probably pretty similar to the fat ugly dude I ran into this weekened who was considerably bigger than me and didnt do sh1t when I was running my mouth right in his fvckin fat azz ear cause he thought he was cool and ran the joint. Lol some of you will say "ill meet you face to face" you know what I dont back down from fat azz ugly dudes.
Let's see your pic. You basically just admitted to being a troll with this post.
 

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this thread is getting out of hand.
aix, the reason people are ganging up on you is because they ALL have given you advice and you ignored all and decided to do what you want to do. I agree some of the people here are attacking you, but you need to realize that you are disagreeing with the obvious (you are needy and playing a game), and you are putting up a front.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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What was really running through the big guys mind was"is it worth the hassle from the cops to kick this little pissants azz?" don't think for a minute it was he was afraid of you. We've all told you to kick her to the curb and you keep coming back with "I'm in CONTROL of the situation" Do you want this much drama for the rest of your life? Maybe if you had a calmer GF, you would have been able to tough it out at work until you could find a better job. Instead, you keep her, lose your job and want to move back in with mommy and daddy?
 

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Aix-

Here's what a real man does. He goes out and gets a job, even if it's a job he doesn't like. He works. He does what he needs to do to provide. In the mean time he then looks for something to do that more aligns with his passions.

You need to get off your azz and go out and get SOMETHING to start bringing in income. I don't care what it is. You need to be sober and occupied for at least 7-8 hours a day.

Guess what...I have a degree and hate my job right now. But I get up everyday and go do it because I have a wife and a son. My wife appreciates it.

Here's what you do. Listen good.

You sit her down and apologize. YES, you say your sorry and you explain that you realize how you've been acting and that it's not the way a MAN should act. You tell her you are going out the next morning and getting a job, anywhere, so that you can start contributing.


You acknowledge to her that your behavior is immature and that she deserves better.

Then you go out and get the first thing that you find. You better have a job within 3 days, flat.


Quit whining about the economy, whining about her 'standards' (sheesh she is living with an unemployed pvssy) and start worrying about what your doing and how your behaving.

Women do not respect men who don't work. And right now you seem to be finding excuses to not work on purpose.

Act like a 28 year old man instead of a 17 year old girl.

Your in such a state of denial right now it's depressing to read about.
 

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Alright, how did this thread get to this point?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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