"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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My gf doesnt want to go to homecoming with me.

mpimpin

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Why don't you forget this girl.....Call up another senior girl Go to HC with her and have a GREAT time!!!!..... word will spread around what a great time she had with you etc. and then your done with the highschool crap leave those girls behind and move on to bigger and better things
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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mpimpin said:
Why don't you forget this girl.....Call up another senior girl Go to HC with her and have a GREAT time!!!!..... word will spread around what a great time she had with you etc. and then your done with the highschool crap leave those girls behind and move on to bigger and better things
If you have read his previous threads, "CorporateLogo" dude is not interested in the truth or getting rid of his "gf" (and I use that term very loosely). He only hears what he wants to hear. Everything else that doesn't agree, he takes personally and gets very defensive when we try to give the dude sane advice.

He doesn't want to see things for what they are. He's afraid to admit his 'gf' is really a b*tch and a cheating wh0re who is using him. She likes him for his money, and him taking her out places, and giving her gifts that flatter her ego. (like a PROM DRESS, SPENDING MONEY and an $1800 LAPTOP!! WTF?!)

AND he's not getting laid in the process. The b*tch never calls, never hangs out unless she's getting something material out of it, AND she goes to bars with her single friends!
 

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Someone shoot this kid, he's a psychotic mess.





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