"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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My friends a ***** ass b!tch!!

oakraiderz2

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I asked my friend to give me this girls number that he knows who ive met once, but he decides to give me his moms cell and say its the girls number...im so heated i wanna kill him. He thinks he has a chance w her but thats a joke! Im just ranting....this is bullsh!t!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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LikRetsam

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I don't see the probelm... call his mom and make the convo last. Make her walk around the house so your friend knows she's been talking to you all this time. Make her agree to a "date" with you.
 
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uhm, get the number yourself dooshbag.

and obviously hes not your friend so o well oak. chill out bro.
 

Need-2-B-Pimpin

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Hahahah chill out dude have a sense of humor...don't get mad, get even. Get some hot *****es number and when he wants her number give him the number to a hooters or something.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Jester

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actually.

call his mom, say you were looking for a date and her son gave you her number.
 

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Omg you guys would ditch a friend for playing a joke on you?

Fuccing afcs.
 

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Me and my friend got him back. We said we left a message about drugs and stuff. He almost shat his pants...it was a kodak moment.
 

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Shoulda got his mom in bed and took pics...then taped em to his locker...
 
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