SeymourCake
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
My friend made an AFC song
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Mantis Toboggan
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Alpha songs. AFC songs. You sound like a high school kid who just found this site. Everything's "alpha" or "AFC." Grow up and stop posting stupid music on here.
Oh and have a nice day.
Oh and have a nice day.
SandHawk
Master Don Juan
What is the obsession with music being "AFC" and whatnot? You made 3 threads about songs being "alpha" or "afc". Seriously, drop the whole "this is AFC" and "that is alpha" analysis thing.
The whole Alpha/Beta is a state of mind. And the more you keep analysing whether something is alpha/beta, the less you get into a certain mindset, because you're constantly concious of what you do. And that's exactly your problem it seems, you seem to be constantly (over)analysing what you're doing. Just go out and live life for the love of the flying spaghetti monster.
The whole Alpha/Beta is a state of mind. And the more you keep analysing whether something is alpha/beta, the less you get into a certain mindset, because you're constantly concious of what you do. And that's exactly your problem it seems, you seem to be constantly (over)analysing what you're doing. Just go out and live life for the love of the flying spaghetti monster.
SeymourCake
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ok.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.