"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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My friend is a gold mine of Beta chump stories

Shivastorm_88

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She is very hot. I'd say a solid 8 (body 9, face 7). Hence, she gets a ****load of attention from all sorts of chumps. I have to admit, she shares most of them with me and we laugh our asses off.

For example, she currently has this beta orbiter literally trying to convince her (read: almost begging) to give him a chance, because "he's a great guy and would treat her like a princess." She showed me some of the messages, it's plain sad.

The point of this post? Just a reminder not to be like that guy. Period.

On a side-note, an added benefit of being good friends with a hot girl: She often sends me pictures in very suggestive or strait out slutty clothes to get my opinion. She never crosses the line with nudity though (I'm in a LTR), but it does do for good eye candy.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

zorg198

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I hope for your sake you are not sharing any detailed with her. some day it will backfire .
 
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