"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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My Friday Night

kdnash82

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So, there is this girl that I met a while back who lives in Hawaii, but visits San Diego from time to time. We've remained F/B's throughout the time we've known eachother.

Big deal right? Well, she's a swinger. She calls me up and tells me about this place that she wants to go to. It's a swinger club. She asks if I will be her date. Tthis is new to me, so I say what the hell.

We get to the place, pay our fees and head to the locker room. All males attending have to be completely nude. Ladies can wear lingerie or be fully nude.

Immediately when we walk in, there are a bunch of old dudes walking around butt naked. The women we see are some biguns and not very nice to look at. Then I see this very attractive blonde. Older, but had a beautiful azz.

We take a tour of the place and head to the couples only room. There are couples all over the bed and on the couches going at it with no regard to anyone else in the room. There is one chick on the bed with cream all over her face. The others crack up laughing and I hear "Oh man... you got her good!!"

We head back downstairs and hang out for a little while. Girls start to show up. I guess they were up stairs in other rooms already getting banged when we arrived. One decided to hop on the stripper pole, so we grab some seats closer to the action. She's older also, but very attractive. Sexy as hell and knows how to work a pole. 2 others join in with her. I'm expecting to see some action go down right on the floor. Maybe some kissing or light touching. Nothing. I look across the way and do see some old dude beating his meat to the dancing that was going on. I thought this was pretty gross and figured we should go somewhere else.

Finally she says, lets go up stairs. She asks if I'm shy. I'm not, so we go to the orgy room. The orgy room has a big huge bed with a tv with porn on it. It also has 3 smaller rooms with doors so you can either be private or invite others in. We choose the smaller room.

She sits me down and starts slobbing my knob. As she's slobbing, some guy walks up to the door and says "May I enter?" She reply with a "MmmHmm" but she has my d!ck in her mouth so, I wasn't sure if it was a yes or no. I ask and she says yes. I never seen any one move so quickly. This guy came in quick as hell and starts playing with her azz and puzzy.

He then pulls out his little condom bag and that's when she puts the brakes on him. "Hold up there buddy, he's the only one getting this tonight." So he backs off, and she tells me to strap up. I strap up, bend her over and commence to pounding her in good. While I'm going at her, she's bobbing on the other guy. A crowd starts to form at the door. Guys and girls just sitting there watching the action. I'm amazed. Only one problem. I bought extended pleasure condoms, so my guy goes limp after a little while. Nothing I do can get him back up.

I take off the condom and take a break. I even leave the room. Figured I'd wash this crap off my d!ck and be back in business in a few. I come back and there is another guy in the room getting his knob slobbed. The crowd is still there. A lady I was looking at earlier is standing there and asks when I'm gonna go at it with her again. I explained what happend and guess she understood.

Fast forward.

I get some other condoms. Their tight, but it's better than the numbing cream on the others. I go at it again. Literally drilling the hell out of this girl. A crowd forms again. Girls and guys are touching eachother while watching. One guy is getting head while watching. I'm amazed again.

The last guy walks in and pops his wang in her mouth again. She slobs and slobs. Then, the stops. She makes me stop. "Did you just pop in my mouth?" He says no. She's pissed at this point. Turns to me and says that she's ready to go home. The guy walks away. As I grabbing our stuff, two couples walk into the room. "Are you guys done? It's a shame, we were just about to ask if we could join in the fun. Are you sure you're done?" The second couple come in. "I stepped outside for a quick cigarette and figured I'd come have some fun. You guys are leaving?" I explain the situation and they're disappointed.

So, we leave and I take her back home. Not too much is said. I was glad I was able to experience it. I wish there was another girl I knew that I could go back with. I would never be one of those guys that went alone. Seems too weird to me. Even then, it's no guarentee that someone will let you join in on their fun. Crazy night huh?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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damn sounds like a nice night, lol. I don't know if I'd ever get into that scene coz Im a jealous kinda guy, but with a FB who cares I guess. Lol @ the whole "I'll suck off many random guys but when one nuts in my mouth, its time to go" thought process

+1 for ya
 

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Microphone Fiend said:
damn sounds like a nice night, lol. I don't know if I'd ever get into that scene coz Im a jealous kinda guy, but with a FB who cares I guess. Lol @ the whole "I'll suck off many random guys but when one nuts in my mouth, its time to go" thought process

+1 for ya
Thanks. I definately understand the jealous guy part. I would never go there with someone I actually cared about. If I can find another girl who's into that thing, then I'd definately be up for it again. Until then, I'm stuck waiting on the hawaii f/b to come back to SD. Guess we'll see what happens in about 2 weeks or so.
 

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I have heard some wild things but this is definately the wildest of all..... wow..
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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HAHA I would go to one of these....lol. It's funny that she would slobber all over other guy's and you wouldnt get even a little bit jealous. I think I would go and try to fvck every hot chick there... Plus ya the whole "Did you just Cvm in my mouth" PIssed lol what a stupid B1tch.
 
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