Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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my first time....premature ending...

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so today my GF came over........she started wacking me off n then proceeded to give me head for 10 mins(her 2nd time doing it to me)....so i tell her to take her bottoms off n she says ok.....i put it in her...n bout 2-3minutes later i jizzed(but i pulled it out, no condom)....i wana know wtf went wrong?...how can i last longer?..did i last so short becuz i had no condom on n it was my first time??heres some background info on mybe why..
1-i jack off daily...n i usually use a pillow....not my hands
2-i take lots of supplements for bodybuilding....including caffeine
3-my penis is bout 5 1/2- to 6 inches

neone know any safe vitamins or herbs that will help me last longer...or should i stop panicking becuz i heard it happens to everyone the first time
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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It's your FIRST TIME. What did you expect?

Chill dude!
 

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Well if your tryin to hump her like a little horny puppy of course its gonna end fast. Take your time hell i even told my ex,ex, g/f gimme head so i can *** then i can last longer.

Or instead of you getting on top have her get on top or bang her from the side, i find that when im on top it ends faster cause your doin all the work. Plus beer works good too i last longer when im buzzin or drunk.
 

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good ****....anyone know ne good herbs or vitamins to help last longer n be better
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Lol

That was the funniest post I've read in ages.

Sorry dude, I'm still laughing.

Nothing went wrong. Thats what happens when you are young. You should be up for another round in a few minutes.

I suggest wearing a condom (besides for the obvious reasons of avoiding stds and babies) the first couple of times in a session. Girls say if you shag after you've shot a load into her it slushes around in there in an unpleasant way.

In the long term however you wanna learn to hold on.

Heres a few tricks.

Exercise your muscle that controls that stuff (the PC muscle). The best was to do this is cut of the stream when you are pissing. Google PC exercises for more.

Learn to meditate and once you can get into a descent level of mediation check out tantric breathing. Thats the ****.

Learn your way around the *****. If you can use your tongue or fingers you can get away with blowing too fast.

If you really wanna stop blowing press down on your perinium. Thats the soft bit between your nuts and butt. That'll cut it off, but it sucks.

At this stage, just blow I say. Have a rest and go again.

JJ
 
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haram said:
1-i jack off daily...n i usually use a pillow....not my hands
Hahaha, I don't believe this!!! Is it the pillow you sleep with?? :rolleyes: Note to self: never go to haram's slumber party!! :rolleyes:

JJ, you don't do what you subscribe, do you??
 

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JJ, you don't do what you subscribe, do you??[/QUOTE]


Don't **** with me.

I think I read somewhere we are from the same town. Sydney no?

If you wanna meet up to prove my gender I'm up for it.

If not then stay the **** off my posts unless we are talking the same topic.

JJ
 
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