"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
My FIRST Runway Fashion Show in 7 DAYS!
- Thread starter Harp
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
sparky0000
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.Haha...Thankssparky0000 said:Dude, it is a mall fashion show. Just relax. You are not exactly some 14 year old Lithuanian tart that is wondering if she will be selected for the spring/summer D&G show in Milan. Personally, I think it is kinda gay...But hey, whatever floats your boat. Best of luck
It STARTS OUT as a mall fashion show. Then it progreses to Dolce&Gabana Versachi, Valenti, Gucci, etc.
HAHA
qweretyuiopas
Master Don Juan
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
qweretyuiopas
Master Don Juan
Yeah I was asked a few years ago, once my body is at its peak (about 6 months from now) I may consider goin for it, thanks for the PMHarp said:
God knows I need the money lol