"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My first porn video!!!

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She will be with me all weekend Alpine... I cant do it in front of her. She will be stuck up my ass too so I really cant do it until Sunday night. Sry but atleast Im doin it though...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Alpine

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Check out a thread in anything else. I have discussed making porno with the like of Cinephile who knows a thing or two about videography and editing.
 

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bump
 

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Hey GrimPhallic. What's up? I'm in Columbus Ohio too. You're the man lol. I don't know if you heard of it but I was at Old School last night...some crazy hos there with Osu graduating and all. You work for nextel, interesting..
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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So where's the video... if this is as good as you say, it'll be agood learnning tool, and you'll be paying back the site for all the usefull help you've got.
 

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Maybe he's thought it through and felt it was not the right thing to do.

If that's the case then fair does to the lad I suppose.
 

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the vid shud be intresting :-/ host it on some free site, like freeones and post link.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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GrimPhallic

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Okay so I had to take the original file (quicktime) .mov file, and create a .vcd out of it, so I can watch my own porn in my dvd player. So yea I did that and it took me a while to figure out... but it kicks azz doods. and we watch it together... hra hra hra! okay so now I got the file converted to .avi. how do I post a clip on here... Someone tell me and I will do it. I will be waiting...

Oh yea and I have been to oldschool... fun place. I prefer lidos. My friends and I go there all the time, and it is just a little off campus so it isnt too crowded, but the chicks there are hot as fvck...
 

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Webspace

I can post the file on my personal webspace if needed. Let me know if you need it.....
 

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Originally posted by GrimPhallic
Oh yea and I have been to oldschool... fun place. I prefer lidos. My friends and I go there all the time, and it is just a little off campus so it isnt too crowded, but the chicks there are hot as fvck...
Yeah I know about Ledo's. I've been going there some here lately. There usually is hot girls there, but for some reason I find it hard to sarge there. It's like the girls always have a guy or a group of guys up in their shyt. But yeah its an all right place. Drop me a message sometime.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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GrimPhallic

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Okay you porn addicts, I am not sending my video or clips of it to anyone, so think again... I have no web space to post it, and I have been busy as hell with the fvckin Nextel **** thanx to these god dam storms we keep getting around Ohio. So posting my porn will have to wait a while. Thanks everyone for the interest though. And it is the coolest thing to do, (everybodies doin it) so you should all try it out yourselves. LOL okay well back to work for me...
 

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Here is a pic of me an my girl though... I dont know how to set a link to a pic saved on my harddrive... So I hope it works.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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