"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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My First! Now where do I go?

Biscuit

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I slapped this chicks ass yesterday. It made me laugh. Not only was it my first assslapping, but it instantaneously boosted my status, for some reason. All of a sudden I had this chick playing with me.. I guess she wanted some hand lol.

Oh and the chick didn't take it well in the beginning, I think she freaked out and her ASD kicked into 4th gear. She wheeled around and stared me in the eye, saying 'don't ever touch me again.' I giggled a little bit. A little nervous the rest of the day. A little. But afterschool we talked and laughed about it.

But.. Now that's over, how do I keep that sexual tension in our relationship? Cause I think slapping everyday would get old.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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CaptainJ

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Biscuit said:
I slapped this chicks ass yesterday. It made me laugh. Not only was it my first assslapping, but it instantaneously boosted my status, for some reason. All of a sudden I had this chick playing with me.. I guess she wanted some hand lol.

Oh and the chick didn't take it well in the beginning, I think she freaked out and her ASD kicked into 4th gear. She wheeled around and stared me in the eye, saying 'don't ever touch me again.' I giggled a little bit. A little nervous the rest of the day. A little. But afterschool we talked and laughed about it.

But.. Now that's over, how do I keep that sexual tension in our relationship? Cause I think slapping everyday would get old.
Slap her ass again, as if to say "I don't play by your rules".
 

Analyzeit

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Yeah you might be able to get 1 more ass slap in but after that your gonna lose sexual tension like sh!t down the drain, The best thing to do when you get a lot of sexual tension from something like that is to escalate very quickly, you don't need to keep the sexual tension just the first three letters
 
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