"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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my favorite baseball team or my ex

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my ex is a public relations major. the other day, her academic adviser got her a gig where she would attend this awards dinner with my favorite baseball team. i was trying to go no contact. she gets to sit with four players whom i look up to greatly. should i use this opportunity to get autographs? i ****ing love baseball and my team. this isn't about ass, this is about my god damn team. i would lie, cheat, and steal to get my jersey autographed by the manager and three great players of the team. what do you guys think? i want those f-v-cking autogrpahs!!!!! what would you guys do?!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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If you were 100% over the relationship, then this may be a possibility. But you are not, so I would steer well clear and continue your policy of no contact. This is the ultimate test of your willpower. Will you continue trying to move on with your life, or go backwards and get hurt with the excuse being some overpaid hacks who can hit a ball with a stick and run around a diamond?
 
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Why on earth would you want someone's autograph? It's just a few lines on a piece of paper. It's worth nothing, not even sentimental because you get to spend NO time with them at all.

The one way there would be sentimental value attached would if you hung out with them, and then you wouldn't ask for an autograph. Just drop the little girl attitude and get over it. Who cares.
 
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Dont listen to these chumps, clearly this gives you an erection so do it!!

If my ex had a meeting with 50 cent, you KNOW i would be there to shake his hand, no matter what.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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SandHawk said:
Why on earth would you want someone's autograph? It's just a few lines on a piece of paper. It's worth nothing, not even sentimental because you get to spend NO time with them at all.

The one way there would be sentimental value attached would if you hung out with them, and then you wouldn't ask for an autograph. Just drop the little girl attitude and get over it. Who cares.
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An autograph might not be a big deal to you, but i think it's pretty cool. i don't have a little girl attitude. thanks :woo:
 
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Sports > Life

You know what to do sir
 
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LOL

I can picture the players hitting on this guys girlfriend, when the OP swoops to the table yelling "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME AN AUTOGRAPH"

they look at him in disgust, leave the table, go outside and call a cab for the 4 of them to gangbang the ex, when OP runs outside crying simultaneously begging the players to sign autographs, and the ex not to go

They all laugh and get into the cab leaving the OP standing in the rain w/ nothing to show for it


hahaha, tough luck
 
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HolyG said:
LOL

I can picture the players hitting on this guys girlfriend, when the OP swoops to the table yelling "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME AN AUTOGRAPH"

they look at him in disgust, leave the table, go outside and call a cab for the 4 of them to gangbang the ex, when OP runs outside crying simultaneously begging the players to sign autographs, and the ex not to go

They all laugh and get into the cab leaving the OP standing in the rain w/ nothing to show for it


hahaha, tough luck
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I doubt the players want his Ex. Those guys can get Supermodels.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Man, I'm trying to get to the gym without masturbating beforehand...don't post crap like this. :p
 
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leodown said:
Considering the seriousness of new york asian escorts the problem, it is high time to take effective measures to strengthen college students conciousness of being grateful. First, parents should improve self-quality and influence children by their own behaviors. Second, our new york asian escort society and schools must increase input in moral education.
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