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My Fastest F*ck close/ Life in a sex store

jafyk

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I've heard of the rare stories people tell about closing on the spot and then it happened to me 2 weeks ago at a sex store.
In recent times it seems my life has taken a dive and I moved to a new city to try to resurrect it. Now I don't know if I'm in a more pathetic situation or what. My friend who invited me to take the leap of faith had a hand in getting me a job in a sex shop. My father doesn't even know this is where I work. Never in my wildest dreams would I have seen this coming.

Basically, my store sells vibrators, dildos, lingerie, porno movies etc. My work environment is sexually charged and I know a lot of you lads here would be begging to be signed up, lol. See, I work with a few hot female co-workers who talk about having sex with themselves, a customer or just discuss the dirty things they'd love to do. A few girls have begged to slap my ass and my female manager walks up and even just grabs and dwells on it, lol. Another co-worker grinding on me and letting me slap and grab her a$$. This is just the norm here as long as it's consensual there's no harassment. Strippers come through, heck I've even see Cherry Hilson (a pornstar). Besides the pay which sucks and one douchey manager. This is one of the most fun work environment one could be in but for all it's fun this is not how I envision my future.

I know some of you may be wondering since you I work in a place like that, that I must be getting laid a lot. Right? Well, sadly the answer is no but I did get my fastest f$ck close here. So, here's how it happened. So, this girl HB 6 comes in and says she wanted me to show her around the store. Then asked to be taken into the movie theater this was around 11:30am. So, after she comes out we get to talking and mean while I'm playing it off like I am helping her out with questions. So, she tells me she would like to be ****ed by a guy with a big d!ck, lol. I couldn't believe what I was hearing, how easy it was gonna be and how dangerous this was considering I was on the job.

I told her I fit the profile and she asked me how I could make it happen. So, I'm thinking here's a good chance but I couldn't just leave my cashier partner alone and it wasn't my break yet. So, I told her to give me time to set it up. She told me she had to leave by 12:30 to go meet up with her boy friend. So, in the mean time she was just looking around and then the janitor comes to tell me another customer there was trying to pull her. So, I knew at the moment I had to act fast. So, I told him to tell her to wait on me that I'd be taken my break in 15 minutes. I further instructed him to let her into the employees restroom and I'd meet her there.

SO, I had to go grab my manager to cover for me for my break. She had no idea what was happening, lol. The whole time I was nervous because I had never seen a place with that much camera. So, I went back to the restroom and there she was waiting for me. She leaned over the sink and I went to work on her. Boy was she loud. Afterwards the janitor told me he could here her from the hallway and I walked out with the biggest satisfaction of having f@ck closed that fast in such a risky circumstance with no one suspecting anything. Needless to say she came over to my place the following weekend for more. There's a potential of us doing something tomorrow again. I've asked her for a 3 some and she knows a co-worker who might be willing.

I guess the moral of this story is that sometimes opportunities present themselves and you have to be bold enough to act fast in the face of time and danger.
 

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TheSlasher said:
No game. But sounds fun. Haha
What? I see you are Mr. Know it all ha? SMH! Aight! Well, it's a work environment which makes things risky and most of the girls are in relationships anyway.
 

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jafyk said:
What? I see you are Mr. Know it all ha? SMH! Aight! Well, it's a work environment which makes things risky and most of the girls are in relationships anyway.
I'm talking about the situation and not you. We all know, that some guys could have that vibe that makes girls horny from the get go (which is something that develops and dwindles, but sometimes, it happens so soon that we thought it's natural), that's probably why she asked you to show her around as soon as she gets in. And had you not been a DJ or at least moved fast enough, she might have lost interest just as fast as it went up. I just said no game because what happened was too direct; you can't tell whether it's because of your vibe or if that she's just trying to fill a bucket list or something. But it's fun even if the latter is the reason, so no biggie. No need to call names, since I have no ill intentions in my statement.
 

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*sigh*

No hate OP....but I just wish more dudes could do better. I mean you take what life gives ya. But I gotta shrug at bagging a cheating dirty slvt whos only a 6 (possibly lower) while working at a sex store. Definitely work on your money making situation.

Youve been here a while bro...and youre not a young buck either. Increase status, and increase the quality of women you get. If all you care about is getting strange, then I guess its all good. But I wouldnt have banged that chick...easy girls put me off...and if shes taken and willing to screw in a sex store...I can only imagine the health risk she is. (you better have wrapped it up and no oral either).

Just had to be straight with you dude. The reason I say all this is because it really is stories like this that make me see exactly why a lot of women walk around thinking they own everything just because they have a vag. Many really do believe they can get men to do whatever they want.

Regarding Slasher's point...I dont think being DJ had anything to do with it really. Bagging a slut and getting her cheating slutty self to screw in a sex store doesnt sound like a DJ feat. Seems like she wouldve been up for a shag with anyone remotely appealing that day.
 

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Jaylan said:
*sigh*

No hate OP....but I just wish more dudes could do better. I mean you take what life gives ya. But I gotta shrug at bagging a cheating dirty slvt whos only a 6 (possibly lower) while working at a sex store. Definitely work on your money making situation.

Youve been here a while bro...and youre not a young buck either. Increase status, and increase the quality of women you get. If all you care about is getting strange, then I guess its all good. But I wouldnt have banged that chick...easy girls put me off...and if shes taken and willing to screw in a sex store...I can only imagine the health risk she is. (you better have wrapped it up and no oral either).

Just had to be straight with you dude. The reason I say all this is because it really is stories like this that make me see exactly why a lot of women walk around thinking they own everything just because they have a vag. Many really do believe they can get men to do whatever they want.

And unlike Slasher...I dont think being DJ had anything to do with it really. Bagging a slut and getting her cheating slutty self to hang in a sex store doesnt sound like a DJ feat. Seems like she wouldve been up for a shag with anyone remotely appealing that day.
What do you mean do better? Do better than what? Dude was working. Do better than the tuna sammich he was going to have for lunch? Throw a rubber on and it's a free nut you can bust, case closed.
 

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backseatjuan said:
You should put a camera in bathroom and film the encounters. This is a money making opportunity.
Lmao! Are you crazy? Yea, you mean like those guys who put cams in toilet and got caught and prosecuted, lol or put cam in the bathroom and collect evidence against myself? lol. But please let me hear how this could turn into a financial gain. Over to you.
 

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SgtSplacker said:
What do you mean do better? Do better than what? Dude was working. Do better than the tuna sammich he was going to have for lunch? Throw a rubber on and it's a free nut you can bust, case closed.
If sex is just sex to you, and you believe in just taking whats thrown at you...then cool.

But Im a bit more picky and like quality women who arent a high health risk. A cheating slore who roams around sex shops giving it out to strangers (and isnt even over a 6.5) is a prime example of low quality chick who presents a high risk to my health.

So like I said, if thats what life is throwing at you and you wanna take it...cool. But Id rather improve myself and improve the quality of women I get. Like I said, nothing against OP...its just sad to see the things that make women behave the way they do with regards to dating and sex.

Though it does make for funny situations when chicks get all surprised if I turn them down. B!tches be getting mega butthurt over rejection since most guys wont do it. We know females are not used to it.
 

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Jaylan said:
*sigh*

No hate OP....but I just wish more dudes could do better. I mean you take what life gives ya. But I gotta shrug at bagging a cheating dirty slvt whos only a 6 (possibly lower) while working at a sex store. Definitely work on your money making situation.

Youve been here a while bro...and youre not a young buck either. Increase status, and increase the quality of women you get. If all you care about is getting strange, then I guess its all good. But I wouldnt have banged that chick...easy girls put me off...and if shes taken and willing to screw in a sex store...I can only imagine the health risk she is. (you better have wrapped it up and no oral either).

Just had to be straight with you dude. The reason I say all this is because it really is stories like this that make me see exactly why a lot of women walk around thinking they own everything just because they have a vag. Many really do believe they can get men to do whatever they want.

Regarding Slasher's point...I dont think being DJ had anything to do with it really. Bagging a slut and getting her cheating slutty self to screw in a sex store doesnt sound like a DJ feat. Seems like she wouldve been up for a shag with anyone remotely appealing that day.

Jaylan! Don't read just to pick up something to use to criticize someone versus reading the over all message. I am working on improving my life. The sex store is a by the way thing. The girl is a by the way girl. I didn't go looking and to be honest given my situation it had been a while since I got laid. She fell into my lap. She's not a girl I would date or have a future with. See my other thread "Dating is a Fight" for that. Thanks for calling me out on being here for a while. I don't expect you to understand for most of you guys here life is black and white.
 

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Jaylan said:
If sex is just sex to you, and you believe in just taking whats thrown at you...then cool.

But Im a bit more picky and like quality women who arent a high health risk. A cheating slore who roams around sex shops giving it out to strangers (and isnt even over a 6.5) is a prime example of low quality chick who presents a high risk to my health.

So like I said, if thats what life is throwing at you and you wanna take it...cool. But Id rather improve myself and improve the quality of women I get. Like I said, nothing against OP...its just sad to see the things that make women behave the way they do with regards to dating and sex.

Though it does make for funny situations when chicks get all surprised if I turn them down. B!tches be getting mega butthurt over rejection since most guys wont do it. We know females are not used to it.
How do you know any woman's pedigree for sure? By what she tells you? How she's dressed? If you don't think that even the most prissy female wont blow some dude with a big enough package in an alley you're an idiot.

I used to work in the pornography business (network administration) and escorts would come in to take pictures. Some of them don't look any different than any other decent girl. And they had money to take care of themselves, dressed to the 9s. I could never get over how I really could not differentiate a prostitute from a normal decent girl by appearance alone. They are not all crack heads buddy.

Point is, what you're basing your standards off of is frequently a lie. So what do you do? Not lay anyone unless she shows you her resume? Are we going to just forgo some of the most exciting sexual experiences because of fear of disease? Just wear a rubber dude?!

Wanna know what I do if she doesn't look like a filthy wh0re? Put on a rubber and hit that sh1t!
 

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^Lmao...I love how some dudes try to rationalize low quality women and not being picky by saying "well you dont really know the woman" or "most women will behave low quality"

As a matter of fact most women will not screw some random stranger in a sex store. Dont kid yourself buddy just because youre ok with the idea of sleeping with loose women who arent that attractive. The kind of women I go for would definitely not have anything to do with sex work. So please dont try and make it seem like running into sex workers is something common.

Like I said, if youre ok with low standards, and low quality women, thats fine. But lets not pretend the women you meet are the women I meet. I have different standards than you...and I work and hang out with very different women than you. Obviously you would run into escorts frequently and such if you worked in the porn industry. The rest of us wouldnt meet such women really.
 

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I.want.your.job.
 

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jafyk said:
But please let me hear how this could turn into a financial gain.

I see that you are rather new to porn industry. Voyeur is a recent industry trend, not a lot of people do it, there is demand for it. Nobody asking you to show off your, you can angle cameras to not show it, or you can edit out your face. You can also use POV camera.
 
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