"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This is how I rock Facebook... any suggestions or comments?

03.21.07 8:23am limerick: ouch! stop poking me. i'll just add u and we can talk a little... and if u turn out to be a total weirdo i can just block u. =)
03.21.07 2:40pm hb8: haha yeah be scared, i can be a weirdo =)
03.21.07 2:55pm limerick: ok as long as you don't stalk me while i'm at school. people will say things.
03.21.07 3:09pm hb8: LOL
03.21.07 4:15pm limerick: hey. where did u get that doll ur holding? my lil cousin loves that kind of stuff. =D [she has a pic where she's holding a doll]
03.21.07 10:33pm hb8: i stole it XD
true storyyy!
03.22.07 12:40am limerick: well... does that person u stole it from have another one? lets steal it together. =D
partners in crime?
03.22.07 12:42am hb8: well shes 4 yrs old so maybe! haha =)
03.22.07 12:43am limerick: even better! it's like taking candy from a baby!
03.22.07 12:46am hb8: ahah she loooves me though =)
03.22.07 12:52am limerick: SWEET! its a lot easier when they trust you.
well anyways I think you're interesting and... somewhat mischievous(we can work on this-make u liek super bad) and maybe we can be partners in crime... =D
03.22.07 12:59am hb8: ahha yeah maybe we can
03.22.07 9:54am limerick: im just being silly. =). i like being silly sometimes... don't you?
03.22.07 1:15pm hb8: ahha yeah i do too =)
03.22.07 3:40pm limerick: good. now its worth it to talk to u. i like people that are silly. ;P
03.22.07 4:48pm hb8: HAHAHA =) yeahhh!
03.22.07 6:29pm limerick: an alert thingy came up and it said that some guy gave u a flower... u just can't avoid those gift giving nice guys eh?... even on the internet. =O once he gives u his car and the deed to his house tell him u just want to be friends. =)
03.22.07 6:59pm limerick: oh i just realized he's ur bf or something. hahaha. so when r u getting married? ;)
03.22.07 8:33pm hb8: LOL well my bf is a nice guy .. hahaha =)
03.22.07 8:34pm hb8: NO, we're not getting married! What school you go to?
03.22.07 8:38pm limerick: Oh, you just want him for sex!? *raise eyebrow*
I go to CMHS. =)
03.22.07 8:40pm hb8: haha oh yeah tahts exactly it. wherse trhat
03.22.07 8:43pm limerick: Oh, I'll have to be careful then. I don't want to end up another one of your boytoys. =) Chocolate Muffin High School. =P
03.22.07 2:34pm hb8#2: lol, random poke?
03.22.07 3:44pm limerick: no, I only poke cute girls and people I know.
03.22.07 4:21pm hb8#2: LOL oh, wait I don't know yuo though.
03.22.07 6:27pm limerick: I wonder what that means then. =)
03.22.07 7:38pm hb8#2: "no, I only poke cute girls" HAHA =P
03.22.07 8:11pm limerick: OH that's what i meant... =)
do u listen to good music? cuz being cute is one thing... the question is... are u cool too?
03.22.07 8:15pm hb8#2: LOl sure you did ! hahaha of course I'm cool :)
03.22.07 8:17pm limerick: well if ur cool then im assuming u listen to good music.
03.22.07 8:19pm hb8#2: hahaha is that what I'm being used for?
03.22.07 8:30pm limerick: well tell me wut else ur good for and we'll see. =)
seriously, that's the only use i can think of for a cool cute girl. =P
03.22.07 8:36pm hb8#2: I CAN SING ! HAHA mmmm. I'm good for a lot of things, that a lot of people take no time to notice. Thank you very much. LOL you stink!
03.22.07 8:40pm limerick: o... that's it? you good at anything else? =)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Well its good for practice for now... and besides these are all girls that go to schools in my area, and a lot of them are my friends' friends.

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03.22.07 8:49pm hb8#2: LOL i don't know..
03.22.07 8:58pm limerick: well I guess you'll have to do.
your score:
coolness - 6
cuteness - 7/8
i guess it was foolish to think i would meet someone cute AND cool on the internet...especially from Windermere.
03.22.07 9:00pm hb8#2: LOL "you'll have to do."
Do for what?
Ahhahah, you're RATING me?
Thanks I guesss?
HAha what's that suppose to mean? Windermere has a lot of hot chicks + they're crazy awsummss.
03.22.07 9:07pm limerick: yep. that's right! you just have to step up the coolness a little bit and tons of guys will be giving you gifts...remember to hold out for them to give you their car and the keys to their house before u tell them you just want to be friends. =) and if u believe so strongly that Windermere girls are so hot you'll have to introduce me to them...
i poked this girl and she randomly peeked at my profile n stuff i guess...
03.22.07 8:50pm hb8.5: john tucket must die is the **** (h)
03.22.07 9:02pm limerick: Yeah I know eh? I usually only reply to cool people but I guess we can converse a little since you're cute. =)
anyways... what other movies do u like? I mean like movies where its not just a romantic comedy which is VERY common. I tend to enjoy things everyone else likes but I also have a knack to like things noone else does.
 

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Hahha nice... that almost sounds like how I scored my first gf. She made the first move however ;) She was the one that did the poking. Anyways, facebook is awesome for communicating and flirting with girls. I always here girls at my school gossiping and saying "so and so poked me *giggle giggle*" and stuff. Keep it up :)
 

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This thread borders on homosexual fisting.
 

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wuts a John Galt? u mad?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Google John Galt if you want to know.

I'm not mad. If you want to be the butt end of girls jokes, proceed with your facebooking.
 

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Yes you can easily attract a woman through words - its been done for thousands of years.

as for this thread: a lot of fluff, you are not getting to the point or getting good comfort so they come over and ****. talking about HER bf? eeeeehhhhhh
 

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He talks like a complete freak/fag/idiot/stupid/ use whatever word you want. I think you guys need to understand C&F. You're not C&F when you're talking like an immature idiot online nerd.
 

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Well obviously I have to build attraction and comfort through facebook for now.

I'm qualifying them and making them jump through hoops- "but are u cool too?"

"the pua is the exception"~Mystery, other guys would be like "o ic u got a bf" and like stop being DJ/PUA with her, however im standing out by joking about it- "so when u getting married"

im trying to establish a friendly funny atmosphere but not in a chodish way, and that we could do things together - "partners in crime?"

etc etc.
 

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John_Galt said:
He talks like a complete freak/fag/idiot/stupid/ use whatever word you want. I think you guys need to understand C&F. You're not C&F when you're talking like an immature idiot online nerd.
what do u suggest I do then smart guy?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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limerick said:
what do u suggest I do then smart guy?
Learn to be funny. Being an immature nerd will get the girls laughing, but they're laughing at you, and how stupid you are. You're acting like Loyd and Harry(from Dumb and Dumber), and yeah, they're funny, you laugh. You wouldn't f-ck them though.

Here's the deal, facebook and myspace can be used for 2 things.

First is pretty simple, social proof.

Second, you use facebook as an advertisement for how exciting and fun your life is. Pictures with your friends drinking, partying, snow boarding, etc etc etc.

You don't need to fill up some chicks facebook wall with retarded remarks.
 

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John Galt - give me some examples.
superchill - yeah, im just trying it out n stuff.
 

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John_Galt said:
what you would consider to be funny to use on facebook that would build comfort with someone u don't know. etc.
 

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Being funny isn't a line. It's wit. It's being clever. It's for the situation. Timing. Etc.

Girls in high school are always looking for guys that are more mature, not ones that act like a retarded nerd. The sooner you get that through your head, the better.

03.21.07 8:23am limerick: ouch! stop poking me. i'll just add u and we can talk a little... and if u turn out to be a total weirdo i can just block u. =)
03.21.07 2:40pm hb8: haha yeah be scared, i can be a weirdo =)
03.21.07 2:55pm limerick: ok as long as you don't stalk me while i'm at school. people will say things.
03.21.07 3:09pm hb8: LOL
03.21.07 4:15pm limerick: hey. where did u get that doll ur holding? my lil cousin loves that kind of stuff. =D [she has a pic where she's holding a doll]
03.21.07 10:33pm hb8: i stole it XD
true storyyy!
03.22.07 12:40am limerick: well... does that person u stole it from have another one? lets steal it together. =D
partners in crime?
03.22.07 12:42am hb8: well shes 4 yrs old so maybe! haha =)
03.22.07 12:43am limerick: even better! it's like taking candy from a baby!
03.22.07 12:46am hb8: ahah she loooves me though =)
03.22.07 12:52am limerick: SWEET! its a lot easier when they trust you.
well anyways I think you're interesting and... somewhat mischievous(we can work on this-make u liek super bad) and maybe we can be partners in crime... =D
03.22.07 12:59am hb8: ahha yeah maybe we can
03.22.07 9:54am limerick: im just being silly. =). i like being silly sometimes... don't you?
03.22.07 1:15pm hb8: ahha yeah i do too =)
03.22.07 3:40pm limerick: good. now its worth it to talk to u. i like people that are silly. ;P
03.22.07 4:48pm hb8: HAHAHA =) yeahhh!
03.22.07 6:29pm limerick: an alert thingy came up and it said that some guy gave u a flower... u just can't avoid those gift giving nice guys eh?... even on the internet. =O once he gives u his car and the deed to his house tell him u just want to be friends. =)
03.22.07 6:59pm limerick: oh i just realized he's ur bf or something. hahaha. so when r u getting married?
03.22.07 8:33pm hb8: LOL well my bf is a nice guy .. hahaha =)
03.22.07 8:34pm hb8: NO, we're not getting married! What school you go to?
03.22.07 8:38pm limerick: Oh, you just want him for sex!? *raise eyebrow*
I go to CMHS. =)
03.22.07 8:40pm hb8: haha oh yeah tahts exactly it. wherse trhat
03.22.07 8:43pm limerick: Oh, I'll have to be careful then. I don't want to end up another one of your boytoys. =) Chocolate Muffin High School. =P
Look at the times for these posts. You're being a huge potsy needy nerd. It's so f-ckin' stupid.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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ok i'll try not to be as available on facebook. any other suggestions?
 

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All I can really say, and this applies to everything on this site, just be a genuine, exciting, self driven person. I can't explain it any other way. There's no need to put on a social mask or use predetermined scripts on girls, just be a person with real life goals that go beyond women and live your life the way you want. Do the things that excite you and girls will follow.
 

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Alright sounds good.
 

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its alright, if there is even one hater that means that i still need to improve... at least that is how I look at it. I'm a hardcore optimist, any negative comments usually bounce right off me.
 

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Personally, I've learned that using myspace, facebook, aim in order to get girls does not work out. The transition to online game to real life game can be very hard. This is based off the fact that, the girl already knows the deal, you like her, and now you have pressure of having unimaginable game and confidence. Its not an easy gap to fill.

On the other hand, I have a friend whos great at getting chicks off facebook/myspace/aim. He dosent intend to, they initiate the convo's. The point is he is very good at making the transition from the computer to real life. He is not even a really confident guy to say the truth. Its really whatever works for you. Personally, go for real life, your parents didn't meet on myspace.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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