"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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my ex is pissing me off.. ugh

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She cheated on me ****ed some other guys. I found out that's why I broke up with her.

I've being NC with her for a couple of months now.

A week ago she contacts my.nephew on fb saying ''oh hey this my new number, I miss talking to you etc, I was needing help with my hair etc''

My nephew is a hair stylist.

Then yesterday she messages my nephew again saying ''oh I didn't give you my number so you could be giving it away I only contacted you for business purposes, I received an unknown phone call yesterday, it wasn't blocked it showed the number, but I think it was jair, I don't want anything to do with him''

First of all let me tell you something guys this hoe is crazy she has some type of disorder, she put me through the worse, it was also my fault too because I was a dumbasss to put up through her ****t.. my family knows watt she did and she still dares to contact my nephew? Wtf -_-

I'm so mad. She knew it wasn't me, wtf is she trying to do? I went NC on her ever since the break up 5 months total till now, I never want to ever talk to the slut, but I just feel like calling her rightnow to talk shiiiitttt ughhh...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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better to be pissed off than pissed on!!! get rid of the wench!!! that hairstylist friend of yours is probably a tooty fruity fag hag so don't worry bout him....pretty girls seem to make their rounds around the neighborhood when you least want them to.
 

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That hair stylist is my nephew btw. Haha not a friend that's watt pisses me off even more.
 

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sicsec said:
better to be pissed off than pissed on!!! get rid of the wench!!! that hairstylist friend of yours is probably a tooty fruity fag hag so don't worry bout him....pretty girls seem to make their rounds around the neighborhood when you least want them to.
this made me rotfl you just called his nephew a faggot
 

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Tell your nephew that a lesson in manhood is sticking up for the guys. You stick up for him by ignoring the fact that he takes a disgusting customer just because he needs the business. He sticks up for you by not reminding you of the b1tch when you need your distance to keep your mind clear.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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backbreaker said:
this made me rotfl you just called his nephew a faggot
LOL
 

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Jair213 said:
Then yesterday she messages my nephew again saying ''oh I didn't give you my number so you could be giving it away I only contacted you for business purposes, I received an unknown phone call yesterday, it wasn't blocked it showed the number, but I think it was jair, I don't want anything to do with him''
She knew it wasnt you that called. Its all part of the process, deep down she wants to communicate with you but on the outside, seem like she hates your guts :rolleyes: typical.
 
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