chivalry_x
Don Juan
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So I was at the grocery store today, a basket full of food in hand, waiting in line behind a MILF putting her groceries up on the conveyor belt at the cash. I was just standing there, sort of zoned out, but looking decent with a fresh haircut, et cetera.
The MILF suddenly turned around and went "I forgot something, sorry" (or something to that effect) and walked past in front of me to go grab the item. What makes it odd is she gave my forearm a bit of a slap as she walked by.
This struck me as unnecessary in normal circumstances, given there was enough space for her to quickly walk past without having to get me to move out of the way. Even assuming she needed room, she could have did the "excuse me" routine; you know, kind of like social norms dictate.
On her way back, she said "excuse me" like a normal person (with a bit of a flirty tone, though maybe it's just me), and put the item on the conveyor belt. I took care not to really check her out at all after this since she would have "won" (assuming she gets off on being a ****tease to younger guys). Peripheral vision did show she was pretty casual/relaxed, though I couldn't tell for certain if she was trying to get my attention. At one point, she did a semi-bendover to grab a magazine or something, which gave me a good glimpse of her legs, thighs, and lower ass (she was wearing short shorts).
As for her stats: she was dirty blonde, slightly chubby but with leg tone (she was by no means 'fat'), with a nice bit of cleavage. More than doable.
After she had left with her stuff bagged up (which seemed to take longer than normal), she went outside the doors in the parking lot and, for some reason, hung out with her shopping cart and took a glimpse into the store in my general direction.
At this point, I was definitely contemplating the possibilities.
As I was walking out the store, she was on the phone - presumably with her ride or S.O. This is what ruined my only plan of attack. If it wasn't for my fear of her husband or boyfriend pulling up mid-conversation, I think I may have told her something reasonably neutral pertaining to the forearm slap, and based on her reaction, would have determined if she was DTF and taken it from there.
So yea, seeing as I'm pretty clueless in general:
The MILF suddenly turned around and went "I forgot something, sorry" (or something to that effect) and walked past in front of me to go grab the item. What makes it odd is she gave my forearm a bit of a slap as she walked by.
This struck me as unnecessary in normal circumstances, given there was enough space for her to quickly walk past without having to get me to move out of the way. Even assuming she needed room, she could have did the "excuse me" routine; you know, kind of like social norms dictate.
On her way back, she said "excuse me" like a normal person (with a bit of a flirty tone, though maybe it's just me), and put the item on the conveyor belt. I took care not to really check her out at all after this since she would have "won" (assuming she gets off on being a ****tease to younger guys). Peripheral vision did show she was pretty casual/relaxed, though I couldn't tell for certain if she was trying to get my attention. At one point, she did a semi-bendover to grab a magazine or something, which gave me a good glimpse of her legs, thighs, and lower ass (she was wearing short shorts).
As for her stats: she was dirty blonde, slightly chubby but with leg tone (she was by no means 'fat'), with a nice bit of cleavage. More than doable.
After she had left with her stuff bagged up (which seemed to take longer than normal), she went outside the doors in the parking lot and, for some reason, hung out with her shopping cart and took a glimpse into the store in my general direction.
At this point, I was definitely contemplating the possibilities.
As I was walking out the store, she was on the phone - presumably with her ride or S.O. This is what ruined my only plan of attack. If it wasn't for my fear of her husband or boyfriend pulling up mid-conversation, I think I may have told her something reasonably neutral pertaining to the forearm slap, and based on her reaction, would have determined if she was DTF and taken it from there.
So yea, seeing as I'm pretty clueless in general:
- Do you think she was DTF? Or was it just my imagination?
- Did I chicken out needlessly (should I have approached her in the parking lot)?
- What is generally the best thing to do in that situation, assuming she is DTF?