Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
R.I.P Bandit. I enjoyed having him bite me in the ankles every day after school
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
my dog died
- Thread starter Dimebag_Darrell
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Sorry to hear that, I had a dog that died a couple of years ago. Its tough. Anyway cheer up with the following list:
"Why Dogs Are Better than Women
1. Dogs don't cry.
2. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
3. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
4. Dogs think you sing great.
5. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
6. Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late. "The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you"
7. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
8. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
9. Dogs are excited by rough play.
10. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
11. Dogs understand that farts are funny.
12. Dogs love red meat.
13. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
14. Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
15. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
16. Dogs don't shop.
17. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
18. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
19. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
20. A dog's parents never visit.
21. Dogs love long car trips.
22. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
23. Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.
24. When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.
25. Dogs like beer.
26. Dogs don't hate their bodies.
27. No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album.
28. No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
29. Dogs never criticize.
30. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across...
31. Dogs never expect gifts.
32. It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
33. Dogs don't worry about germs.
34. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.
35. Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.
36. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
37. Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.
38. You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.
39. Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
40. Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
41. Dogs never want foot-rubs.
42. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
43. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
44. Dogs can't talk.
45. Dogs aren't catty.
46. Dogs seldom outlive you.
How Dogs and Women are Alike
1. Both look stupid in hats.
2. Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.
3. Both tend to have "hip" problems.
4. Neither understand football.
5. Both look good in a fur coat.
6. Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say.
7. Neither believe that silence is golden.
8. Both constantly want back rubs.
9. Neither can balance a checkbook.
10. You can never tell what either of them is thinking.
11. Both put too much value on kissing.
How Women Are Better than Dogs
1. It is socially acceptable to have sexual relations with a woman.
2. Women look good in sweaters.
3. Women leave the room to fart.
4. Though they only have two, women's breasts are far more interesting. "
"Why Dogs Are Better than Women
1. Dogs don't cry.
2. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
3. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
4. Dogs think you sing great.
5. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
6. Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late. "The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you"
7. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
8. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
9. Dogs are excited by rough play.
10. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
11. Dogs understand that farts are funny.
12. Dogs love red meat.
13. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
14. Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
15. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
16. Dogs don't shop.
17. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
18. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
19. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
20. A dog's parents never visit.
21. Dogs love long car trips.
22. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
23. Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.
24. When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.
25. Dogs like beer.
26. Dogs don't hate their bodies.
27. No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album.
28. No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
29. Dogs never criticize.
30. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across...
31. Dogs never expect gifts.
32. It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
33. Dogs don't worry about germs.
34. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.
35. Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.
36. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
37. Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.
38. You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.
39. Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
40. Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
41. Dogs never want foot-rubs.
42. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
43. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
44. Dogs can't talk.
45. Dogs aren't catty.
46. Dogs seldom outlive you.
How Dogs and Women are Alike
1. Both look stupid in hats.
2. Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.
3. Both tend to have "hip" problems.
4. Neither understand football.
5. Both look good in a fur coat.
6. Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say.
7. Neither believe that silence is golden.
8. Both constantly want back rubs.
9. Neither can balance a checkbook.
10. You can never tell what either of them is thinking.
11. Both put too much value on kissing.
How Women Are Better than Dogs
1. It is socially acceptable to have sexual relations with a woman.
2. Women look good in sweaters.
3. Women leave the room to fart.
4. Though they only have two, women's breasts are far more interesting. "
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
number 2 on dogs being better than women is contrary to my dog's view on anyone other than my family.
That dog hated anything that got near my front door. Like my puppy looked like a teddy bear on all fours when I walked it in the park and this gave me a few number from hot college babes at the park but he bit a few because was soooo protective for a puppy. He was sooo mean for a puppy. When I first got him, in one week he fought and chased away all the dogs in the neighborhood, all the cats, and all the pedestrians. poor bandit. He was my main wingman(wingdog) at the park.
That dog hated anything that got near my front door. Like my puppy looked like a teddy bear on all fours when I walked it in the park and this gave me a few number from hot college babes at the park but he bit a few because was soooo protective for a puppy. He was sooo mean for a puppy. When I first got him, in one week he fought and chased away all the dogs in the neighborhood, all the cats, and all the pedestrians. poor bandit. He was my main wingman(wingdog) at the park.
I'm really sorry for your loss. I remember the cat I had growing up...Rocky. He was the most awesome car ever. I had him from the time I was in the 3rd grade up until after I graduated from high school. My parents didn't tell me what really happened to him until I was in my mid-twenties. My father was a fisherman in Maine. He and his brother were out mending some nets in the field next to our house. Rocky was hanging around the nets sincee they smelled like fish. A Bald Eagle swooped down and grabbed my cat and lifted him off the ground and then dropped him. My father ran over to the cat and he was still alive but in terrible pain. The Eagle had ripped his spine/backbone away from his body. My father asked my uncle to shoot the cat to put him out of his misery and end his suffering. My father couldn't do it himself because we all loved that cat. I've never been quite as attached to another pet since Rocky.
I still love my pets, but that cat was my favorite and always will be.
You should put together a scrapbook with pictures and little mementos of your dog. You will want to make sure you don't lose any of the little things that remind you of how special your dog was to you and a scrapbook is the best way to do that.
I still love my pets, but that cat was my favorite and always will be.
You should put together a scrapbook with pictures and little mementos of your dog. You will want to make sure you don't lose any of the little things that remind you of how special your dog was to you and a scrapbook is the best way to do that.
Criminal Mind
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Ahh that sucks Darrel, so sorry to hear about that. Same thing happened to my cous and he locked himself up in his room for 2 days.
mroriginal
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Im sorry man.
R.I.P
R.I.P
GirlCrazy
Master Don Juan
Sorry for your loss Darrell.
We have 4 dogs - 1 black lab, 2 corgis and a chihuahua, and they're all great.
We have 4 dogs - 1 black lab, 2 corgis and a chihuahua, and they're all great.
mroriginal
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holycrap!
yes they do actually
Criminal Mind
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Course they cry. You'd be surprised what dogs are capable of. They recently discovered that dogs also have an equivalent to human laughter.
mroriginal
Banned
some dogs can also be gay, I dont know if its true or not but my sister told me this and ussually she is right.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
A simpole biology question. when there is overpopulation, and not enough of both genders, animals begin homosexual acts. Please nobody extend this to humans, because I do not condone hoosexuality in humans, although idon't hate homos.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
LOL an old friend of mine had a pair of gay ass chi-wa-was. They would get up on each other like in a porno movie with everyone watchin.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
That's not how you speel *homosexuality
mroriginal
Banned
thats not how you spell *spell