"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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My diet blatantly lacks fruits. Digestive problems.

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Hi all. This is my diet.

Meal 1 at 630am: oat mea/ instant porridge
Meal 2 at 11am : a bowl of chinese noodles (school meal)
Meal 3 at 245pm : fish, chicken breast, porridge
*protein shake, i take half on days i dont train*
Meal 4 at 7pm : fish, chicken, rice
Meal 5 9pm: Tuna fish.

Crituque it. I need to add a fruit meal in it. When should i eat this? Is 1 meal of fruits enough?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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put fruit in your oatmeal then, have a fricken banana whenever you want besides before bed.

What are your training goals? You want to gain muscle size? losing weight? I can't critique what you should do without knowing what your trying to do.

I must say, it has basic good things, but it could be a $hitload better if your trying to bulk or cut.
 

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As stallion' said, there are some basic ideas in there but it needs a lot of work. The changes are also dependent on your goals.

Quagmire
 

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Hey man, what about vegetables?
I'm not familiar with porridge, I've just
heard of it, here in the states (especially
ethnic me in the SW U.S.) but I have no
idea what goes in porridge.

Yes, you need to incorporate fruit, but
I think you definitely need
vegetables present as well.

I didn't understand your post...are you saying
you have digestive problems now, or
you have digestive problems from fruit?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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thanks for all the feedback so far.


Quagmire911 said:
As stallion' said, there are some basic ideas in there but it needs a lot of work. The changes are also dependent on your goals.

Quagmire
Quagmire, in what aspects of my diet does it need work?

I'm trying to bulk, so far i've gained 4kg in the last one and a half months, of course with gym work (squats, deadlifts, benches etc). I think my current diet is working fine, except for the lack of fruits and now you guys reminded me, vegetables.
 

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Why do you not have any eggs in there? The most anabolic of all foods.
+1 on cutting the noodles
 

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I actually do have eggs wolf, in the first meal of the day. Just forgot to put it down. As for the noodles, it's the only semi-decent meal that my school has to offer. I add eggs in there too.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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john paul said:
I thought schools had to offer fruit in the school meal by law.
in the 80s, president ronald regan made ketchup a vegetable by school lunch standard... meaning if they offered ketchup with fries, then it was two vegetables (potato and tomato) and was also a starch.
i think the standard is fruits or vegetables, but does not matter which.
 

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Is that still the case, I thought that they have mad big changes to what goes into school food in the past few years, like no coke machines. Reagan seems to think like I did when I was 8.
 

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Heh noodles semi-decent for a meal, that's a funny one.

Wolf posted the thread that you need to follow. Start of having shakes with 3 raw eggs+2scoops whey.

Quagmire
 

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penkitten said:
in the 80s, president ronald regan made ketchup a vegetable by school lunch standard... meaning if they offered ketchup with fries, then it was two vegetables (potato and tomato) and was also a starch.
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/040716.html

The USDA, in response to Reagan's funding cuts, proposed doing that, but it was never actually implemented.
 

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ty for posting that bible.
gio is the one that told me that ketchup was a vegetable.
when he gets home , i will ask him if he knows of any other site that might have more on it....
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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penkitten said:
ty for posting that bible.
gio is the one that told me that ketchup was a vegetable.
when he gets home , i will ask him if he knows of any other site that might have more on it....

There is no definition of vegetable, persay. It's not a botanical term. A tomato can be both a fruit and a vegetable. Vegetable are usually just considered to be the edible part of a plant. What we classify as vegetables is pretty much just arbitrary with no real scientific basis.
 

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Quagmire911 said:
Heh noodles semi-decent for a meal, that's a funny one.

Wolf posted the thread that you need to follow. Start of having shakes with 3 raw eggs+2scoops whey.

Quagmire
I'll probably do that, but that doesnt solve my problem of not having enough fruits.
 

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I-tallionStallion said:
put fruit in your oatmeal then, have a fricken banana whenever you want besides before bed.


I think he solved your problem already. Its really simple man just add a banana or apple or both to your meals unless its right before bed.
 
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