"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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My crotch smells.

Flabbergasped?

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This hasn't actually been an issue (I haven't a chick point this out or anything), but I notice it pretty often. The area between my leg and ballsack, on both sides, smell gross. Naturally, after running or doing exercise, your crotch gets smelly and you should shower, but even when I'm not working out, that part of my crotch starts smelling.

I've tried trimming my pubes, figuring they could be catching odors, but it didn't help much. I've switched soaps, but the new one only worked for a few weeks before the smell returned.

I shower about once a day. Maybe I should just shower more often? It really dries my skin out though.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Cry For Love

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Maybe you are wearing pants that are too tight and dont let air through, thus making the sweat rot there(similarly to airtight shoes)?
 

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Shower twice a day, and use moisturizing cream if you notice your skin is getting too dry.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Flabbergasped? said:
This hasn't actually been an issue (I haven't a chick point this out or anything), but I notice it pretty often. The area between my leg and ballsack, on both sides, smell gross. Naturally, after running or doing exercise, your crotch gets smelly and you should shower, but even when I'm not working out, that part of my crotch starts smelling.

I've tried trimming my pubes, figuring they could be catching odors, but it didn't help much. I've switched soaps, but the new one only worked for a few weeks before the smell returned.

I shower about once a day. Maybe I should just shower more often? It really dries my skin out though.
well it could be that you have an std...or it could be that your not tapping/shaking it well after you pee. Think about it if you don't shake off the excess piss it soakes into your underwear and then your balls stew in piss all day!!
 

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ok... health 101. looks like this might help a few people

1. soap dries your skin out and makes it flake. use a pH neutral body wash or shower gel.
2. hot showers also dry your skin out by stripping natural protection from the outer layers. take a bath on the weekends.
3. when you're dry, either use skin moisturiser or baby powder with zinc in it. alternate between the two. because of work, gym and the rest, i have to shower twice a day, but i slap on some moisturiser or powder after i shave (my face) and this has helped prevent or cure rashes, dry skin, smells and the rest.
4. maybe this is too obvious, but when you use your shower gel, put it on a loofah or pouf: using a bar of soap by itself will turn you into a vile smelling, flaky, crusty leper. i've used the same palmolive 2-in 1 head and body gel with a pouf for years and the girls say i taste sweet.

mintxx
 

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mintxx said:
4. maybe this is too obvious, but when you use your shower gel, put it on a loofah or pouf: using a bar of soap by itself will turn you into a vile smelling, flaky, crusty leper. i've used the same palmolive 2-in 1 head and body gel with a pouf for years and the girls say i taste sweet.

mintxx
Dang dude I didn't know that.
 

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this is very serious. very serious indeed.
 

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LOL a man's crotch is on the line here!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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mintxx said:
ok... health 101. looks like this might help a few people

1. soap dries your skin out and makes it flake. use a pH neutral body wash or shower gel.
2. hot showers also dry your skin out by stripping natural protection from the outer layers. take a bath on the weekends.
3. when you're dry, either use skin moisturiser or baby powder with zinc in it. alternate between the two. because of work, gym and the rest, i have to shower twice a day, but i slap on some moisturiser or powder after i shave (my face) and this has helped prevent or cure rashes, dry skin, smells and the rest.
4. maybe this is too obvious, but when you use your shower gel, put it on a loofah or pouf: using a bar of soap by itself will turn you into a vile smelling, flaky, crusty leper. i've used the same palmolive 2-in 1 head and body gel with a pouf for years and the girls say i taste sweet.

mintxx
Should this stuff be done even if you don't get dry skin??
 

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hell yes! use moisturising shaving gel from nivea or schick. soap, razors and hot showers are not what your epidermis evolved to deal with so you have to take countermeasures if you want to take advantage of the convenience that those modern inventions provide. zinc in baby powder helps microabrasions heal and absorbs smells, sweat etc. it keeps you looking young. ideally you'd just scrub yourself with a pumice stone in a running mountain stream but that doesn't fit into a 40 hour week.

oh sh!t. metrosexuality has crept up on me. lucky i'm wearing my lumberjack boots.
 
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