"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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my coworker doesnt believe me

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ok im just wondering: this coworker of mine is trying to make me jump through hoops to see if im worth dating...she doesn't believe i like her b/c she sees and hears me flirting with both customers and workers (females lol) and we were talking on sunday and she said that i have to prove that im worth going out with, and i laughed at her and changed the subject...

the first time i hit on her was last year at my lunch break, she didnt' beleive me, and a few months later she was high and suggested we go into the fitting room (lol) for..........but in turn i thought she was fu*cking around and didnt buy into it.....after flaking on me twice (i dont her to take her break and we'd hang out somewhere and when she flaked i said ok fine we'll spend our lunch break togeether) she flaked both occasions....i know i should forget about her, and i am, im just wondering: a

are my instincts right: i think she's just rying to play with my head....but given my reputation at work she may be legit about it and wants to make sure im not playing with her, b/c both online and at work we go back and forth over who's pllaying games....i think she's sincere, but im not sure...wat do u guys think: i was gonna put her on the backburner and let watever happen happen, and go after other chicks for now.....any thoughts? thanks for the advice and also thanks for not flaming me lol

and if she is interested (yeah right i know hahahah) wat can i do to make her believe? ill put time in if i have to, but since i think she playing with me, im gonna wait it out
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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mrRuckus

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she's playing with you in order to see if you're playing with her?

to hell with that.
 

BackToTheMack

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Originally posted by la-migra-is-after-me
ok im just wondering: this coworker of mine is trying to make me jump through hoops to see if im worth dating...she doesn't believe i like her b/c she sees and hears me flirting with both customers and workers (females lol) and we were talking on sunday and she said that i have to prove that im worth going out with, and i laughed at her and changed the subject...

the first time i hit on her was last year at my lunch break, she didnt' beleive me, and a few months later she was high and suggested we go into the fitting room (lol) for..........but in turn i thought she was fu*cking around and didnt buy into it.....after flaking on me twice (i dont her to take her break and we'd hang out somewhere and when she flaked i said ok fine we'll spend our lunch break togeether) she flaked both occasions....i know i should forget about her, and i am, im just wondering: a

are my instincts right: i think she's just rying to play with my head....but given my reputation at work she may be legit about it and wants to make sure im not playing with her, b/c both online and at work we go back and forth over who's pllaying games....i think she's sincere, but im not sure...wat do u guys think: i was gonna put her on the backburner and let watever happen happen, and go after other chicks for now.....any thoughts? thanks for the advice and also thanks for not flaming me lol

and if she is interested (yeah right i know hahahah) wat can i do to make her believe? ill put time in if i have to, but since i think she playing with me, im gonna wait it out
Staple your d**k to her desk and tell her you wont move till she goes out with you.

That will show her you will do anything to be with her.
 

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Don't mess with co-workers. Just use co-workers for flirting practice.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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nemowolf

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the thing about coworkers is that your messing with fire. Some details on the above statement that its just not a good idea and just better as practice.

I started dating a coworker of mine. We were seniors in diffrent highschools, things were good for a month and then we both got caught up in the end of the year finals and such. We broke up. I stayed working and she went to college full time. About two years later we found ourselves working full time together again, now i really liked this girl so i was working on her for a little while. I waited to long because soon enough she started dating my supervisor, needless to say this was bad news. Everyone in my department tried to keep it from me but i already knew. Even my supervisor was trying to play dumb. I ended up having to have a private talk with my supervisor and explain to him that i knew they were going out and if he brought up anything remotely intimate around or near me i was going to break him in half. Now that was some jealousy talking there, but as you can see its not exactly a healthy work place anymore when you know your boss is pounding a girl you want to be with.

get the picture?
 
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