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Desdinova

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So, I figured I should seek out some professional help for some of the baggage that my marriage left me with. I got some encouragement from a co-worker along with the girl I'm dating to go through with it. So I called the place up and they said they'd get back to me.

Here I am, one day later. I got my phone call an appointment. The guy sounds like a flaming homo. I mean, he's got the accent and the lisp. Is this guy going to be able to help me with relationship issues? Is he gonna get a trunk when I tell him some of this 5hit?

I'm not a homophobe, but seriously... WTF???
 

tihash

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Not to be flippant, but just get a different counselor.

Sometimes if I have to call an 800 number for customer service I don't like how dumb the person on the other end of the phone sounds. I hang up and call back and invariably get someone else.
 

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Do you really need some PC councellor to tell you everything will be alright?!

You are better off taking a week's vacation somewhere warm where the alcohol is flowing and the women are easy, that will fix ya up!
 

Desdinova

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DJDamage said:
Do you really need some PC councellor to tell you everything will be alright?!
I don't know what this 5hit is all about. I'm willing to give it a try because I've never done it. I like first-hand experience. If all he does is tell me 'everything's gonna be all right' or tries to shove his 5hit-digger up my ass, then I'll know it's a crock.
 

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Desdinova said:
So, I figured I should seek out some professional help for some of the baggage that my marriage left me with. I got some encouragement from a co-worker along with the girl I'm dating to go through with it. So I called the place up and they said they'd get back to me.

Here I am, one day later. I got my phone call an appointment. The guy sounds like a flaming homo. I mean, he's got the accent and the lisp. Is this guy going to be able to help me with relationship issues? Is he gonna get a trunk when I tell him some of this 5hit?

I'm not a homophobe, but seriously... WTF???
SO, lets take a stab here.
Do you think a gay counsellor is more likely to tilt toward the feminine or the masculine view of life ?
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Not to make light of it, but are you willing to perhaps become his secret fantasy when he is doing his b/f?
 

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Desdinova said:
I don't know what this 5hit is all about. I'm willing to give it a try because I've never done it. I like first-hand experience. If all he does is tell me 'everything's gonna be all right' or tries to shove his 5hit-digger up my ass, then I'll know it's a crock.

You really think he's going to try to f*ck you? I mean...do you REALLY think this?
 

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Usually gays have pretty good gaydar. From my experience, I never had gays hitting on me because I have "straight" written all over.

Yes I do have gay friends.

Either way it'll be a fun experience to find out what he's got to say.
 

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I don't know what kind of baggage you're dealing with but I could never see myself paying for someone to give me advice. It would have to be some HEAVY baggage!!!
 

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Haha he gonna corner you and take that virginity of yours. Prison sex style. Tap that sweet little ass of yours. haha
 

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Slickster said:
I don't know what kind of baggage you're dealing with but I could never see myself paying for someone to give me advice. It would have to be some HEAVY baggage!!!
Well here's the good news. My work is paying for it. They offer it for free. And yeah, if all else fails, it'll be interesting to see what a gay dude has to say about relationships with women.

You really think he's going to try to f*ck you? I mean...do you REALLY think this?
Of course not, but I can still laugh about it.
 

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Haha he gonna corner you and take that virginity of yours. Prison sex style. Tap that sweet little ass of yours. haha
hahaha

sry about your marriage.
 

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If you do go, post back and let us know what the homo's views are, could be interesting as jophil28 said.
 

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He's probably one of those guys who have a wife and kids like normal people, but still doesn't know he's gay yet.

Don't come back and give us one of this:

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: [after Oz wakes up naked in a bed with Jimmy] What the hell happened last night? And why does my ass hurt?
Jimmy Tudeski: You fell down a flight of stairs.
 

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You need to find a mans man for a shrink.One who will tell it like it is. 2 sessions with one of those guys straightened out my relationship with my young son. He told me what I needed to do differently,what I was doing wrong.

My marriage counselor was afraid to piss off my wife and tell her she was *****y and needed to lighten up. We did a YEAR and nothing changed. HE didn't tell her she was hard to live with until after she filed[she's never been wrong,so she wouldn't change her decision. I was sick of her BS,so I was all for the divorce]
 

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If it were me I would want a straight counselor since I am a straight guy. If you cant respect the guy then dont talk with him.

Counseling can actually be a HUGE help---but you have to get the right person. It's not so much that you are paying them to give you advice, they right guy can help you see some things that you aren't uncovering by yourself. I agree that you need a man's man to talk to. You need to be able to be raw with him and not dance around in mamby pamby land before you get an honest assessment.
 

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Something tells me "he" (and I use the term loosely) is going to try to give you a lesson in sensitivity.

But then again, you could be surprised. Homos sometimes have a lot better outlook on hetero relationships than hetero people and know when to not put up with bullsh!t.
 

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wow u guys are f@guts for hating on gays so much.
 

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Are you scared he's going to suggest bl*w j*b therapy or something?

How well therapy works for you depends on how honestly you're willing to work with yourself and the connection you have with the psychological approach used and the therapist's working style. Personally I find it hard to respect psychoanalysis, but I have a great respect for cognitive therapy.

Grow up brother. If you have issues working with a gay therapist, then by all means get another, but don't think his lifestyle will conflict with his skill as a psychologist. I don't agree with the lifestyles of a few people on these forums, but I still find myself learning from them occasionally.
 

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It's really disillusioning to see that people whose feedback you value are completely asinine.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

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