"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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my celeb list

collalife

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this is a list which we all have of our celebs we would approach even if we were butt naked in a snowstorm.


my list:britney spears
jessica biel
lauren london
cassie
and my number #1 rihanna

just seeing if my fellow djs think big like me
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Wouldn't you like to know? ;)
Jess Alba
Angelina Jolie
MAYBE Britney Spears, she's lost alot of quality lately
Rihanna
(For any UK'ers out there, Michelle and that new Emo girl from Skins. Jees, they're hot)
Kate Beckinsale (To all, watch Underworld Evolution, you'll see what I mean..)
 

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Omg, I still cant get over the fact that I met Jessica Alba and didnt do **** about it. I dont really have a list but if I did Scarlett Johansen and Jennifer Aniston would definitely be on it.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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you met jessica alba(gasp)if i met jessica alba **** ill use ross jeffries patterns,****y funny, and mystery or david d's magic tricks and act like i dont know her(anyone who read the game papa acted like he didnt know paris hilton) and then capitalize with the cube. after i would **** the life out of her. best believe
 

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Cheryl Cole
Megan Fox
Olga Kurylenko
 

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collalife said:
you met jessica alba(gasp)if i met jessica alba **** ill use ross jeffries patterns,****y funny, and mystery or david d's magic tricks and act like i dont know her(anyone who read the game papa acted like he didnt know paris hilton) and then capitalize with the cube. after i would **** the life out of her. best believe
Yea, I saw her standing in line infront of a bathroom in a restaurant in Florence, I guess I was too young and to scared to try to do anything about it. We (me and my friends) just sorta went up to her and asked something like: Damn, are you Jessica Alba?

I know its stupid but, young and scared and abit AFC.:cuss:

Oh and I forgot the one and only that HandyAndy mentioned.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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maybe if when you turn mpua or least pua status and see her again hit her with routines top notch routines.(she wont remember she sees like 100 fans talking to her a day unless you say something real original)
 

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Chuck Norris doesn't meet fans.
He eats them.

Or something.
 

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Natalie Portman.
 
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