My Butthole is Dirty and Black!

[warrior1]

I'm a male 22 years old. When i was 19 and under, i almost never used soap when i shower. I did rarely My body was fine though. I have thus started 3 years ago to start using soap.

I do not look at my butt at all. Tonight i looked in the mirror, and OMG when i spread my butt cheeks wide, my butt hole and around the entire area is DARK! I am Chinese by the way. Also, the area in my groin area on the left side to my penis is dark as well. This must be pretty much b/c I sweated so much and if i did shower and used soap, it wasn't enough. The thing is right now it is PERMANENT. I don't think any amount of soap can wash this off.

Does anyone know what i can do now to clean it? I mean it looks BLACK. My butt area when i spread it... it looks like the entire area is bruised. Does anyone know what i can do or what I am describing? I don't think soap can help anymore b/c it is really black. Do i need surgery or anything like that? I feel pathetic b/c I'm 22 and i do not know much about hygiene. I wished i had taken care of myself more b/c right now the entire area... it is pretty much the entire area of my butthole and cheeks that is this color. Soap doesnt work b/c i been using it and washing more and more and its still like this.

Basically i didn't clean myself enough and now my butthole looks like this. Does anyone know if there there is anyway to fix this problem?

 

[Desert Fox]

What I want to know is, how can you even see your own *******?

I'd say the stain is inside your skin so you gotta scrub until the skin comes off.

 

[KontrollerX]

Do like pornstars and bleach your assh0le.

 

[HandyAndy]

Use a toothbrush....

 

[warrior1]

what can i use to scrub it? Oops i think i used the wrong wording. Its not *******. Its basically the cheeks of my butt but when you spread them.

 

[insidious]

Maybe it's a birthmark.
Why in the world are you mirror gazing at your *******?

Does it really matter what your ******* looks like? I doubt many people see it...or do they??? :cheer: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[warrior1]

Its not a birthmark. Let me use another example. Imagine you never washed your armpits for like 6 months. Do you get how it looks now? Of course i take a shower every day but i didnt wash enough.

 

[warrior1]

fellas i am really serious about this. No jokes please. Thanks.

 

[TheVirtualMind]

Get this thing called a "loofah" and scrub, scrub, and scrub some more. It helps exfoliate the skin quickly.

Take better care of yourself also. There is no need for you to go 19 years without using soap...

 

[Bloke]

See your doctor.

 

[The Bat]

Why do you care what your butthole looks like? Is somebody going to visit that place with a dildo or a penis soon?

And LOL to what Kontroller said (probably true though..)

 

[jafyk]

What I want to know is, how can you even see your own *******?

I'd say the stain is inside your skin so you gotta scrub until the skin comes off.

Lol, dude you're mean.

 

[jafyk]

Why do you care what your butthole looks like? Is somebody going to visit that place with a dildo or a penis soon?

And LOL to what Kontroller said (probably true though..)

Is that for real? Do pornstars really bleach their Aholes?

 

[Desert Fox]

Alright man I found the solution. You gotta get one of those sink scrubbers. I think it's like steel wool or something. Add some clorox bleach on that and SCRUB YOUR ******* AREA REALLY HARD. A little blood will come off but that's normal since you're scraping off a thin layer of skin.

Cheers, and I still wanna know how you saw your own *******. What the fvck are you man, some contortionist or some sh1t?



































































Anyone gullible enough to try this just does not deserve to live.

 

[Zaraza]

LOL at this whole thread. Dude really.... why have you not washed it the past 19 years. Just wash it more often now, i ussually shower and wash myself everytime i take a ****. This way im clean. I mean look at it this way, you wash your hands after you wipe your ass... why dont you wash your ass after you sh1t????


good luck.

 

[comic_relief]

go see your doctor about it.

comic_relief

 

[AKA FLEX]

See a doctor. Or get a bidea.

Who's ready for dinner now?

 

[warrior1]

I have always washed it but I never used soap very often when i was 19 and under. Didnt like soap that much. My body was fine the whole time.

The thing is i probably dont wash my butt well enough which is the reason for this.

 

[Joe The Homophobe]

i would be embarrased to see a doctor if i were him. Does this really matter? nobody is going to be looking at your butt and just make sure you bang girls with the covers on so she don't see you naked.

 

[PerfectCircle]

Maybe hes into men and wants to look presentable for them.

Is it even possible to have a skin Stain down there?..

My ******* looks nasty. Theres all this hair and ****. and then a dark tunnel that leads to god knows where. But really I dont care.