"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My boyfriend dumped me 3 weeks ago?

angimark

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for spying and maiing his female friends,i loved him,and he called me saturday night crying that he missed me etc,but I ****** up.angry i told him to get lost i met someone new...i apologised next day, i mean he still calls me up and doesn't speak to hear my voice,and looks at my pics online.he just won't repy to my mai in 3 weeks i keep texting him like mad and can see he is online every day..do i give up?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DonGello

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Kid moved on, follow suit. (Unless you lost your virginity to him which causes ridiculous amounts of chemicals that make you feel in love with him, you should be able to get over him because you did not "love" him. Love = fake)

{Edit} : I forgot to add... Lolololol spying on him and talkig to his female friends, I would've dumped you without second though, stop being so over protective/clingy
 
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