"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My birthday tomorrow....

DJoneday

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Turnin 16, and have had plenty of chicks asking what i want etc. Any witty responses for me? (Including ones to ask for numbers if their good enough...)
Thanks
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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misunderstood??

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"use your imagination" - that's what I usually say to questions like that. Make sure to give a suave smile after too.
 

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"what do you want for your birthday?"

"how bout your number and some dinner"

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"what do you want for your birthdy?"

"lesbians lots of lesbians...hot ones too, not the angry dyke lesbians, im talkin hot tall blonde blue eye's yeaaaaa.!"
 
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