My birthday party last night

[Flabbergasped?]

I had my birthday party last night. Got absolutely smashed.

There were about 18 people, maybe 8 girls, and out of those 8, I'd say only three were hittable. And out of those 3, one of them was off limits because I know her bf.

So anyway, the first will be referred to as HBAsian, the other as HBHispanic.

So, I'm gaming HBAsian. I tell her my patented strip club story about me witnessing an anal show at some sketchy club in philly. Drop some negs, one of my female friends pivots quite nicely and sits on my lap while I game HBAsian. Anyway, before long the booze gets to my house (I had some friends bring liquor), and I get wasted. People start dancing, I grind HBAsian quite nicely, I try to cop some feels while I do it, she takes my hand and places it off of her. I'm like wtf. She leaves eventually, I get digits, I intend to follow up. I hear she has a bf, and I'm not a fan of homewrecking, so I figure I'll slowplay it.

HBHispanic gets to my house when I'm like 9 shots in. I insult her frequently, call her ugly, when she tries to act pissed and walk off, I grab her roughly, etc. Pretty much like an abusive husband. I was really trashed and figured I'd get a kick out of harassing her, so I did. Now, I took this chick to prom a year ago, and she and I have a running inside joke about our egos clashing, so we insult each other a lot. Still, I wake up this morning and my brother tells me about how much of an ******* I was being (I could sense it last night anyway), so I figure whatever chances I had are gone. I get a text from her late last night that I didn't notice, and she's like, "you and your drunkenness, hope you feel better in the morning, let's grab lunch blah blah."

I think it's funny, because I was watching the family guy episode in which Stewie games that rich movie star baby girl, and in it, he learns from Quagmire that the way to get chicks is to insult them a lot (negging taken too far by McFarlane). So I insult a chick, while sh!tfaced, and she's asking me out.

Anyway, couple of questions:
-I know HBAsian has a bf, so is it even worth pursuing? I've lost faith in the bf concept, after seeing too many chicks cheating.
-Is there a rational explanation to HBHispanic's behavior?

I sort of know the answer to both questions, but I wrote them anyway to give you something to mull over.

It was a great party, I'm a year closer to 18 lol.

 

[backbreaker]

Is there a rational explanation to HBHispanic's behavior?

yeah.. she takes time out of her schedule to come to YOUR birthday party and you don't wait until she gets though the door to call her ugly?

first of all.. Fvck neg hitting if you don't know how to do it tight, which you obviously don't.

the only reason she is even showing interst is because she wants to know if you really think she is ugly, which tells me she has low self esteem, which means she isn't a girl you need to be gaming anyway.. the second you prove that you are semi attracted to you, she's gone. You might have won by accident, the battle, but you are in no shape to win the war.

there's a difference between getting someone off the pedestal and actually hurting someones feelings. No one is going to want **** to do with someone who hurts their feelings.

a neg hit is like a Good jab in boxing.. when they come at you with their "i'm hot and i"m the ****" routine, you give them the jab to throw them back a little, then proceed with your normal strategy.

what you did was come in, wind up a left hook and popped her right in the chin.. out for the count.

pepole want to be around people who make them feel better about themsleves.

 

[Flabbergasped?]

I understand neg hitting, in fact, years of making fun of people and actually hurting their feelings has helped me calibrate how to takes jabs. However, I was smashed, and being that I find her an AW, my inebriated brain decided to go wild.

I figure, since she responds to such verbal abuse, I should make a booty call as viciously as possible.