"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My Balls In Her Mouth

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the thread title only serves as an attention grabber

have you guys ever disassociated yourself from or became disinterested in a really attractive chick because of some incompatible personality feature?

i got the # of an HB8, who i used to fvcking jerk off to hourly, about a month ago...today i realized she's extremely religious :/..i'm a deist, so i'm not really into organized religion...every second sentence out her mouth is "jesus said" or "the bible says"

FVCK! It's a big letdown :/..

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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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tr0ublemaker said:
have you guys ever disassociated yourself from or became disinterested in a really attractive chick because of some incompatible personality feature?
yes, all the time
 

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of course.
 
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Yes I flirted with this HB9 at my school and was obvious that she wanted me and willing to give her cell and email but I found out that she was bipolar and treated others like sh*t, and complained a lot so I ditched her. Always go for HB with awesome personality cuz they're the LTR material and they won't drag you down.
 

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Duh. I think everybody has.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I'm asking you mofos to share examples..not a simple yes/no!

keep it interactive!
 

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PeterNorthisawesome said:
Yes I flirted with this HB9 at my school and was obvious that she wanted me and willing to give her cell and email but I found out that she was bipolar and treated others like sh*t, and complained a lot so I ditched her. Always go for HB with awesome personality cuz they're the LTR material and they won't drag you down.
Yeah, she sounds like an a$$hole..those types need to be rejected as soon as you get a hint that she's an a$$..forget getting pu$$y regardless of her personality..gotta ditch that b!tch completely
 

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It's kind of like the thing - if she really likes you, there's very little you can do wrong on your first date. If she really isn't interested, there's very little you can do right on your first date.


I realize that if I really like her and I had the chance, I can look past it. But if I'm somewhat interested and find something out, I can scratch it.
 

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Noob said:
you are an idiot... it goes against forum rules to right headings that have nothing to do with your question... you suck

noob
i don't really give a sh!t..it's the internet..i don't really take it as life or death..

and it's funny how you're dishing out an asinine insult towards my intelligence when you don't even have the ability to spell "write" correctly

ya man england's educational system seems like its working wonders

:rolleyes:
 

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Espi said:
I really would like to sleep with a certifiable nutty girl. I met one such girl...she used to use the computers in the college I worked...my boss hated her because she talked really loudly...she looked, and, improbably, sounded like Fran Drescher ("The nanny"): awesome bod and a very moronic and obnoxious laugh. For some reason, I was semi-obsessed about screwing her.

I shared dinner with her one night (AFC days), and she practically screamed during the whole conversation, lambasting me for my sympthaizing with the Palestianians (she's jewish); she also complained to the waiter that her soup wasn't hot (it was). Crazy-azzed biatch. LOL.

Never screwed her. :(
God, I would have borrowed money from her..Jews are loaded.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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tr0ublemaker said:
God, I would have borrowed money from her..Jews are loaded.
oh good


more Don Juan Potential :rolleyes:
 

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it's not a stereotype

it's a statistically proven fact

why the fvck are people so afraid of the truth?

and my family's actually jewish, but this isn't the topic...

only if people weren't so uptight and had sense of humors :(
 

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over-packed schedules piss me right off. if you don't have time for a boyfriend, don't flirt with me, b*tch.
 

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Yea I got piss drunk and asked out the class target once. It actually worked, later a few sticks of hay made for an excellent first date however when I met her sober it didnt go that great.

She wa hot though.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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If you start getting picky instead of being needy (and putting up with character/physical flaws just to be with a girl), the game will begin work in your favor.
 

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Go after the religious chick just as a challenge. See how fast you can get her in bed. Make say something like "Jesus says your **** is ****ing huge".

Have fun with it.

BTW, I am a christian, but havent had a gf in almost a year.

Kegger
 
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