"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My Amazing Idea

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After going to the mall with my gf, and seeing how every single girl in the dressing room was worried about how they looked.

They all kinds of shapes and sizes, but honestly, how are they supposed to look? Certainly, the clothes won't make you look THAT much better anyway.

Why not sculpt your body first, then worry about accesorizing it with clothes.

My idea:

1) Have a Fitness Center in the mall.

2) (this one is getting real high-tech) To get into a story you need to do a certain amount of exercise for the doors to open. Ex. You need to do 3 chin-ups for the doors to open.



Comments? Quieres? Opinions?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by Paintballguy
The Golds Gym I go to is located in the mall.
Wow. Never seen that.

But what I have read is that in future some corporation are planning to make your apartment and your office as a single unit.
Most of us are in work slavery anyway: buy a house, start paying a mortgage and you are almost in a slavery: you fear you lose your job/house/wife as you fear you lose your life.
 

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Originally posted by Vulture


2) (this one is getting real high-tech) To get into a story you need to do a certain amount of exercise for the doors to open. Ex. You need to do 3 chin-ups for the doors to open.

sounds like a hell of a nice way for a store to go out of business. By forcing people to do chin-ups before they can shop, you automatically eliminate a considerable portion of your customer base.

Sure, fat chicks don't look good in tight clothes, but if it's my store, and they want to buy and their money's good, who seriously gives a fvck?

Also, what if there's a fire and people are trapped inside b/c the complex door mechanism was damaged?
 

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Originally posted by al77
Wow. Never seen that.

Its pretty awesome... It went in there because of Macy's going out of business and there was an open area.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Youre cool.
 
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I'm gonna back you up on the gym in the mall idea. Here in Canada I've never seen a gym in a mall.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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