Ok, either:
1. You're lying
OR
2. I hope you wore protection because that girl is a huuuuge slvt
I've seen prostitutes who need more convincing than that...Nothing personal Merc, just calling em how I see em...
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
My 1st Field Report (I'm Goin out Tonight!!)
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1. You're lying
OR
2. I hope you wore protection because that girl is a huuuuge slvt
I've seen prostitutes who need more convincing than that...Nothing personal Merc, just calling em how I see em...
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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hahahah prostitutes lol
Heyjose25points
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Black_Italian, you are one of the funniest guys i've seen on this board. That FR caused me to fall off my seat for laughing so hard.
MercutioTHEGREAT
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Hey wassup you guys man I'm done proving to you guys but the **** happend i really did F*** her plus she was hot before i got Drunk.
Yo Black_italian you a funny dude but tearin down ya fellow Don is immature and it makes you look like an ass...:moon:
you lost Cool points man
But anyway i'm done with the subject i saw the chick tonight we chilled and she actually likes me....I never had a long term relationship and I apologized for bein an ass She told me she was drinking also.
Shezz you right on the sober thing but it's all a Legit. I got chewed out for the 1st Field report but that's aight I just gotta keep doin what im doin.
Ima probably date this chick for a lil bit though cuz she's smokin. Thanks for all the Support and black_italian if you think i'm a Lier I'm kinda Flattered Sarge on pimps.
Yo Black_italian you a funny dude but tearin down ya fellow Don is immature and it makes you look like an ass...:moon:
you lost Cool points man
But anyway i'm done with the subject i saw the chick tonight we chilled and she actually likes me....I never had a long term relationship and I apologized for bein an ass She told me she was drinking also.
Shezz you right on the sober thing but it's all a Legit. I got chewed out for the 1st Field report but that's aight I just gotta keep doin what im doin.
Ima probably date this chick for a lil bit though cuz she's smokin. Thanks for all the Support and black_italian if you think i'm a Lier I'm kinda Flattered Sarge on pimps.
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As you should be i mean I WOULD BE. Evrytime i get called a liar and i know its true i get flatterd.
Like being a Ninja none belives me BUT ITS TRUE.
Maybe since you were drunk and stoned you didnt recount the events exactly as they happend. That is why your story falls apart towards the end.
OR
The girl could just be a skanky sl*t.
Anyway if it did happen which i still doubt then YOU DID GREAT MAN now try do it sober with a decent girl thats were the challange really is.
Like being a Ninja none belives me BUT ITS TRUE.
Maybe since you were drunk and stoned you didnt recount the events exactly as they happend. That is why your story falls apart towards the end.
OR
The girl could just be a skanky sl*t.
Anyway if it did happen which i still doubt then YOU DID GREAT MAN now try do it sober with a decent girl thats were the challange really is.
Thanks jose You are now im my cool book.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
MercutioTHEGREAT
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Thank you and F:cuss:ck you
OOOH CRANKKY I THINK HE'S A FOOCKING A.SSHOLE!!!
you guys down under really know how to ride Nuts
Straight D*** All your Doing is Trying to Impress people so they can like you more. This Is'nt HIGHSCHOOL You Crocidile hunter Stop being and a.ss. If you don't believe me so much why don't you go play with a kangaroo or something. I'm not tryna crack jokes but your just being a B****
OOOH CRANKKY I THINK HE'S A FOOCKING A.SSHOLE!!!
you guys down under really know how to ride Nuts
Straight D*** All your Doing is Trying to Impress people so they can like you more. This Is'nt HIGHSCHOOL You Crocidile hunter Stop being and a.ss. If you don't believe me so much why don't you go play with a kangaroo or something. I'm not tryna crack jokes but your just being a B****
MercutioTHEGREAT
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Oh and not tryna be hard but where i'm from if you said something like that to anybody I know or even me I wouldn't hesitate to kick the Sh**t out of your Boomerang throwin a.ss...
WHILE SOBER!!
I can promise you that.
WHILE SOBER!!
I can promise you that.
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Oh cool now lets sterotype you.
Kangaroos/crocodiles/wombats/kolas are all in the outback not in the city which is were I am from. I probably only seen a real kangaroo 5 or 6 times in my life half of those being at the zoo.
If you were from were I am and you came around talking **** like you do then you make threats like you did. I would “straight up” shoot you gangster Tupac wannabe. You know what I mean dawg cause I be chillin with my homies in my crib an some fool rolls up cussin at me il pop him g word you best belive dat **** fool cause I am a ice cold gangsta aight.
Illiterate piece of sh*t you know what I actually believe you did fu*k that girl I just don’t believe she was a 9 or a 8 or a 7. Maybe to you she was a 9 fool but dat cause a ice cold gangsta like yo self cant get classy hot biatches cause you hang around ghetto skanks.
Aight dawg I best be getin out of her Snoop and Dre been callin me all day yo word.
Orrr are you a White American well i couldnt be botherd making white American jokes atm maybe later.
An yeh I am trying my best to get people on here to like me because I want to be popular that’s why I criticize and differ in opinions to half the people here.
Kangaroos/crocodiles/wombats/kolas are all in the outback not in the city which is were I am from. I probably only seen a real kangaroo 5 or 6 times in my life half of those being at the zoo.
If you were from were I am and you came around talking **** like you do then you make threats like you did. I would “straight up” shoot you gangster Tupac wannabe. You know what I mean dawg cause I be chillin with my homies in my crib an some fool rolls up cussin at me il pop him g word you best belive dat **** fool cause I am a ice cold gangsta aight.
Illiterate piece of sh*t you know what I actually believe you did fu*k that girl I just don’t believe she was a 9 or a 8 or a 7. Maybe to you she was a 9 fool but dat cause a ice cold gangsta like yo self cant get classy hot biatches cause you hang around ghetto skanks.
Aight dawg I best be getin out of her Snoop and Dre been callin me all day yo word.
Orrr are you a White American well i couldnt be botherd making white American jokes atm maybe later.
An yeh I am trying my best to get people on here to like me because I want to be popular that’s why I criticize and differ in opinions to half the people here.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
hey Mericuto I live in stl too..........where are you did u go last night???!!
MercutioTHEGREAT
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:crackup:
Umm hey man gangbanging was like early 90's and on the west coast.
:crackup:
GET YOUR STEREOTYPES RIGHT!!!
hey i do have one question for your Snake hunting a.ss are al Aussie's as ****y and disrespectful as you?
Umm hey man gangbanging was like early 90's and on the west coast.
:crackup:
GET YOUR STEREOTYPES RIGHT!!!
hey i do have one question for your Snake hunting a.ss are al Aussie's as ****y and disrespectful as you?
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Mercutio, now your the one tryin to impress people saying "Oh, i'll kick the **** off your boomerang a.ss"
Now thats not cool. But its good that u did a field report compared to quite a few of us. I need to do one eventually.
Now thats not cool. But its good that u did a field report compared to quite a few of us. I need to do one eventually.
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Black_Italian, i think i've seen your picture before, are you aborigini?
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Im Italian i just live in Australia and yes Italian are ****y.
I have had enough of this subject i dont belive you and it shouldnt matter at all to you what i think since your so cool and your fu*king glammas every day right?.
LoL thats all i have to say on this subject
Bye
Ninja Out
I have had enough of this subject i dont belive you and it shouldnt matter at all to you what i think since your so cool and your fu*king glammas every day right?.
LoL thats all i have to say on this subject
Bye
Ninja Out
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
MercutioTHEGREAT
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aight i got no problem with you man this is the net so das cool next field report i'll show pictures so you won't get all SWOLE.okay i'm done too....
By the way tell Rocky and Steve Erwin I said wassup!!
seeya MATE!! :wave: hahaha oh sh.t i couldn't help my self:crackup:
Sarge on Black I'm Done...
Don't you all think that this has gone all long enough?
If he did it...he did it...
If she was a HB9...then she was.
It's useless to accuse him of lying about it. He did the FR and it's our choice whether to take it as fact or fiction. I personally think that his story fell apart at the end...I believed it up until the very end and then I just lost respect...
:woo:
If he did it...he did it...
If she was a HB9...then she was.
It's useless to accuse him of lying about it. He did the FR and it's our choice whether to take it as fact or fiction. I personally think that his story fell apart at the end...I believed it up until the very end and then I just lost respect...
:woo:
frivolousz21
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I LIVE IN THE STL AREA
UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY TELL ME WHERE YOU WENT? SINCE YOUR WHAT 18?
TELL ME WHERE DID YOU GO.?
UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY TELL ME WHERE YOU WENT? SINCE YOUR WHAT 18?
TELL ME WHERE DID YOU GO.?
MercutioTHEGREAT
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Down to the landing then to Velvet on washington AVE.
I was gonna go to club rio but my friends didn't wanna go on the eastside. Like I said man if you wanna believe me i don't give a Sh.t anymore if you do I still don't give a sh.T but thanks anyway...
I'm not postin on this anymore you guys have fun.
I was gonna go to club rio but my friends didn't wanna go on the eastside. Like I said man if you wanna believe me i don't give a Sh.t anymore if you do I still don't give a sh.T but thanks anyway...
I'm not postin on this anymore you guys have fun.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.