muttleys sarging/approaching journal

muttley

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Yo fellaz this is my approach journal.
Ill update it when ever i approach hBs. I would appreciate feedback from some of you pros ( you guys know who you are :D ) and all criticisms are welcome because it can help me tighten up my game.

Lets get the ball rolling....lets SARGE!

NOTE:
* i dont have a wingman, id really love one. I sarge alone like a hunter lol.

*neither am i scared to approach, nor do i fear rejection, lol infact i laugh it off when im lying in bed :woo: :woo:

*im not really result orientated, i want to master this skill.



tues - 13 - 09 - 05
^^^^^^^^^^^^

caught a train into my neighboring city ( about 20 minz train ride ) because i feel more relaxed sarging where people dont know me. I can let loose here and learn.

Today i had 1-1 1/2 hour to sarge, not much :S


event1:

buying newspaper at shop in station. Old woman behind counter asks me to buy special offer chocolate:

oldhoe: would you like 89p special offer chocolate?
me: naawww, no thx ill get fat
oldhoe: why dont you buy it for someone?
me:well why dont i buy it for you! :D
oldhoe: haha

*girl next to me smirks*
me: well why dont i buy it for you ( @ girl )

i dont thik she heard me lol , oh well ..carry on.


i thought id warm up before approaching so i said some random hi's to people and stopped and talked to random mofos.

event2:

hb7 indian girl walking opposite me in town.

me: excuse me , can you tell me where HMV is?
hb7: yeh its bla bla
me: yeh bla bla , that way?
hb7: yeh its blah blah
me: ok thx seeya
hb7: no probz bye

question

how does one escalate things here? she was quite receptive.



set of one hb3 + hb6.5 walking opposite me, 2 black girls.

me: excuse me , am i going in the right way to the train station?
hb7: train station? ( in a french accent!!)
me: yeh train station which way?
hb7: you go here blah blah blah
me: huh, which way . left right left right lol
hb3:yeh go left and ask some one there ( pulls frend away ) <-- ****blockbed


ok i learnt the rule there firsthand. Make the UG feel better and dont direct questions at the HB other wise you get ****blocked by the UG when she pulls her HB friend away.


continuing....

first real approach of the day...

hb6.5 walking opposite me ( big bazookas :D )

me: hey there excuse me, am i going in the right direction for the train station?
hb6.5: yeh its that way blah blah
me: huh which way ( grinning ) left here right there?
hb6.5: yeh left here , right there. blah blah
me: left right left right left right huh which way blah blah that way lol
hb6.5: lol, *smiles* yeh that way..
me: ooh ok, and do you have a fone number?
hb6.5: *blushes* *giggles* *goes coy*
hb6.5:*shy smiles* i cant give u that
me: awww dont u wanna give me it
hb6.5: *coy* no no i cant
me: oh ok, cya ( muttley shoves off lol )

question
where did i go wrong in this whole approach?
I knew if i pressed her a bit more i couldve got the digits, she didnt expect that fone number line from me so it kinda took her by suprise i think. But she was giggling a helluva lot i think she liked it.


continuing..


saw a pregnant lady waiting for a taxi

me: do you need a lift? ill carry you! :D
her: *laffs*


hb8 walking towards me wearing a white skirt:

me: yo you have a black mark on your skirt *points* :crackup:
hb8: *looks down at her skirt*



that was all i could do in 1.5 hours.
2morrow i sarge some more..



leave some messages/tips to help me out dudes!


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can someone analyze ma shyt before i go sarging again 2morow? thx homies , appreciate it
 

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event2:

hb7 indian girl walking opposite me in town.

me: excuse me , can you tell me where HMV is?
hb7: yeh its bla bla
me: yeh bla bla , that way?
hb7: yeh its blah blah
me: ok thx seeya
hb7: no probz bye
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Nothing went wrong, you just cut the conversation short
by saying "ok thx see ya" you could have said something like
"by the way, you look like your in a rush, where r u going"
Something to that extent
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hb6.5 walking opposite me ( big bazookas )

me: hey there excuse me, am i going in the right direction for the train station?
hb6.5: yeh its that way blah blah
me: huh which way ( grinning ) left here right there?
hb6.5: yeh left here , right there. blah blah
me: left right left right left right huh which way blah blah that way lol
hb6.5: lol, *smiles* yeh that way..
me: ooh ok, and do you have a fone number?
hb6.5: *blushes* *giggles* *goes coy*
hb6.5:*shy smiles* i cant give u that
me: awww dont u wanna give me it
hb6.5: *coy* no no i cant
me: oh ok, cya ( muttley shoves off lol )
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In this short convo I dont think you made enough rapport in that short convo to make her want to dish out her number. Also that "I CANT give you it" thats a total s h i t test. Ive had girls say
that to me and I still end up getting their number. I say something like "oh, dont worry Ill only call you 50 times a day"


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event2:

hb7 indian girl walking opposite me in town.

me: excuse me , can you tell me where HMV is?
hb7: yeh its bla bla
me: yeh bla bla , that way?
hb7: yeh its blah blah
me: ok thx seeya
hb7: no probz bye
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Nothing went wrong, you just cut the conversation short
by saying "ok thx see ya" you could have said something like
"by the way, you look like your in a rush, where r u going"
Something to that extent
Nice!, i cudve said
"are you in a rush"
"are you on break from work?"
or something regarding the situation and the girl :p

hb6.5 walking opposite me ( big bazookas )

me: hey there excuse me, am i going in the right direction for the train station?
hb6.5: yeh its that way blah blah
me: huh which way ( grinning ) left here right there?
hb6.5: yeh left here , right there. blah blah
me: left right left right left right huh which way blah blah that way lol
hb6.5: lol, *smiles* yeh that way..
me: ooh ok, and do you have a fone number?
hb6.5: *blushes* *giggles* *goes coy*
hb6.5:*shy smiles* i cant give u that
me: awww dont u wanna give me it
hb6.5: *coy* no no i cant
me: oh ok, cya ( muttley shoves off lol )
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In this short convo I dont think you made enough rapport in that short convo to make her want to dish out her number. Also that "I CANT give you it" thats a total s h i t test. Ive had girls say
that to me and I still end up getting their number. I say something like "oh, dont worry Ill only call you 50 times a day"
true dat smooth_player, it was a shyt test because she was giggling when she said it, alot. I knew i could of got it if i pressed her more. ill counter those shyt tests with C + F lines like:

"ill only call u 50 times a day" - Smooth player

"il call u to help me with my homework :D"

"ill only give you prank calls in the middle of the night"

nice tips, ill incorporate this 2morrow.
Sarging is FUN!

keep the criticisms/tips comming guys
 

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weds - 14 - 09 - 05
^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I missed my first train so i had to catch the second one which was 5-10 minutes late so i had much less time to sarge than i had wanted to. :eek:

So anyway, i got off the train in sarge mode, i also needed to swap an MF DOOM cd i bought the day before for a KRS ONE cd. I Went to the music shop ( HMV ), had some small talk with some people to warm up.


Ok..time was runnning out and people were walking around busy to get the train home and shyt. I had to sarge quickly.


event3:

Hb7 ( big firm titz ), brunnette, walking towards me.

me: hey there, can you tell me the way to the train station?
hb7: *takes of her head fones*
hb7: hi, sorry?
me: the train station, am i going the right way?
hb7:erm.. i think its through there turn right blah blah
me: which way, is it far from here?
hb7: not that far, i cant remember!
me: lol are you not from around here?
hb7: no i am, but i dont know this area well
me: oh , you dont come around these parts much
*i look at her headfones*
me: what you listening to there?
hb7: oh its my mp3 player * shows me *
me: lol i mean what music, is it hip hop?
hb7: oh no no , its rock n roll, you know
me: yeh thats pretty good, rock n rolls ok, so where is the station again?
*walks with me to the corner so she can tell me, begins to tell me*
*whilst were walking i ask her name*
me: whats your name anyway?
hb7:im stacie
me: im muttley, so stacie which way is it from here?
hb7: ok go down that way blah blah
me: ah.. cool, stacie gimme ya number
hb7: yeh go on then...
me: *i pull out fone*, *so does she*
me: er..yeh , what is it then?
hb7: give me yours, ill txt u my number across
me: *i tell the number to her, she types into her fone*
hb7:yep, im sending you a txt, should be any minute now.
*i get the txt 10 secs later*
*the txt says her name in it "stacie"*
me: ok cool i got it, so the station is down this way right?
hb7: yeh just go bla bla
me: thx alot stacie , nice meeting you!
hb7: cya!

*i walk off :D"




wohoo! that shyt went well. :woo:

Notes on that approach:

*made sure i maintained eye contact. Looked her in the eye all the time.
*smiled
*tryed to make it as if im not just after her number but directions (i was after the number only :D )
*tryed to build some rapport before asking the number
*covering up after i got the number, i.e not just splitting right then but askin one more thing , if ya get me.
*made sure i got her name and said it back to her a few times.


^^ ill try to add to that list more by getting more experience.


question

By her txting me her name + number right then and there, does that show that her IL must be quite high?


ill keep your guys updated on "event3", ill call her in a few days.



continuing.....

what i really want is a few MILFS lol.


event4:
my train was cancelled so i had to catch another train from a different platform.
The platform opposite had a MILF sitting by herself, perfect.

i walk over and she is on the fone smoking a cigeratte. i was gonna wait till she got off the fone but my train had been rescheduled for the next 5 minz!! shyt!!!

i walked over to her:

*MILF on the fone*

me: excuse me there can i just butt in :D
MILF: yes?
me:whats yor fone number, can i get your number?
MILF: sorry, what?
me: can i get your number
MILF: IM on teh fone to my Husband! *looks shocked*
me: oh lol!, cya!


LOL, that went shytty.. i saw her ring on her finger too. :eek:

continuing...


i had to run quick because my train was leaving NOW!


event4:

im running along the platform to the next one where my train was. Walking in the other direction is a hot tanned MILF.


*as i walk passed her*
me: hello there are you alright?
MILF2:hi!
me: you alright?
MILF2: yeah, *big smile*
me: whats your fone number babe * i pull my fone out*
MILF2: *smiles* sorry?!?!
me: your fone number, what is it?
MIFL2: lol what , im getting married!! *shows me a ring on her finger, damn!*
me: shyt, oh well ,tell your fella that i said your SEXY!
MILF2: ok lol


damn, i should calm down on the milfs, it seems that alot of them are married.
I also had to make the last 2 approached quick because i had literally 4-5 minz to work it.


i might go on a lil sarge again tonite with some friends. ill keep you guys posted on what happens.


leave messages if ya want to dudes , everything helps me get better so dont be shy and post!, anaylze ma shyt dudes cos it helps alot!!!!
sarging is fun!

peace, sarge on!!

muttley


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yo guys can some one answer this for me plz?

question
By her txting me her name + number right then and there, does that show that her IL must be quite high?
i think it must because she txted me her name and number across right then and there?

peace

muttley
 

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Originally posted by muttley
yo guys can some one answer this for me plz?



i think it must because she txted me her name and number across right then and there?

peace

muttley
All it proves is that shes not given you a fake number. Otherwise, treat it the same as any other number! Don't read too much into it.

Talking to a girl whos on the phone is plain IMPOLITE and will not get you laid.

More rapport for MILF2 was needed. Extend your conversations a bit, but not too much.

I think if you want MILFs, your best bet is a club. Theres often a few around and it's easier to pull them.

I like the way you are going to a different town. Thats good - you'd be suprised how many people know each other, so if you are doing a lot of approaches its good. Also, it allows you to experiment more without fear of rejection.

Also, how old are you?
 

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thx for the quick reply,
the reason i couldnt build more rapport with the milfs was that my train was leaving in like 2 minutes so i had to be real quick ( i almost missed it ).

Ill go to a club and mack on some milfs, ill tell u all what happend.

and im 25 :p
 

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wow

Ur my hero..dude. thats insane.. you have balls.. Go to a college campus..you will be bombared with oppurtunities. Im glad to see some one who can go and just open up damn.. Ill do what u do someday
 

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thx bro!, make that day 2morrow man. i remember cold approaching when i was like 17 , i did like 14 cold approaches and got just one number back then. Then i quit it for a while. Now im cold approaching again, it isnt all hard , just using the right opener and making the girl feel comfortable in the first few moments and to make them take theyre guard/***** shield down. Thats what ive learned so far.

I mite have time to go sarging 2morrow ( i hope ) and ill write up some more reports. Sarging is hella addictive dude.
Oh yeh i do plan on hitting the university campus , thats in my schedule too. Right now im exploring street/mall pickups..
peace
 

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So you are just saying "yo what's your phone numba"?? I admit that takes balls, but I don't know if it's gonna work. Check out my field report, I'm trying a different approach.
 

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yo Inc i read your reports. What i try to do is come on with an opener thats not too strong , one that shows them that im not trying to pick them up. I read in thundercats approach book that try to come on by showing disinterest which is what i try to do.

i dont blurt out "whats ya fone number" , the only reason i did this with those 2 MILFS is that i had NO TIME whats so ever. SO i just basically "tryed my luck" and asked straight up after saying hello. LOL that was FUN and the MILF gave me a boner right then and there. ( gotta love those MILFS ).

Im really no pro at this but just approach those girls with something like "hey you alright?" or "canu tell me where xyz is?" or something regardin the situation.. i.e if shes roller skating u cud stop her by saying "hey , stop , yo girl, hey you, yo wait up, hey there" anything like that to get her attention then go up to and say "are u ok bla bla, woah how long did it take you to learn to roller skate i got a pair at home"... then let her yap and listen to what she says...after a few sentences get her name, tell her yours, carry on fluff talking , then subtly ask for her number, then carry on chatting then split.

thats basically what ive learned so far.. stay tuned to this thread cos im gonna be approaching A LOT!

peace
 

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What country are you in? From your posts I'd guess England, am I right?
 

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Sunday - 18 - 09 - 05
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ok i work weekends that sucks!

Theres been this frickin **** hardening girl that works for a few hours on sunday that i and ALOT of other guys eye up when she walks. Pretty little horny minx. We have exchanged words a few times ( her initiating all the time ) and i have had EC from her a coupla times. She has displayed her self infront of me a few times, to make me approach her and has talked to me a few times.

Shes hmmmm hb8, bytch has a sexy voice too

event5:

i work in call centre and theres a small shop there for us to use.i.e buy lunch , drinks , newspapers, etc etc.


im buying cereal , milk + tuna sandwhiches, bananas etc etc, im bulking so i eat a lot :D i think im the only person in the whole call center who eats cereal at his desk! i dont care!

*she walks in with her friend*
*im at the other end buyin my shyt and i take it to the counter, milk , cereal, bottled water, skittles, tuna sandwich*

as i was standing there her friend(hb7) and her started talking

hb7friend: ooh why dont we get some cereal
hb8: yah!
muttley: *turns around*, yo you might aswell get some cereal and have some breakfast
hb7friend: why dont we get some of yours, why dont we share
hb8: yah we wanna share, we should share
muttley: *didnt hear them properly*, huh your shy?
hb8+hb7friend: no lol we said SHARE!
muttley: oh share!, ohhhhh yeh why not.
hb7friend: yeh you should share, sabina wants some breakfast * thats the hb8's name, her friend said it*
muttley: oh, *i turn to the cashier lady*
can i have a bag for all this?
cashier: no sorry, there arent any bags sorry.
muttley: that doesnt matter ill carry this all back. thx
hb7friend: do you want us to help you carry them all back :p
muttley: oh its cool, ill carry them and ill let you go on your break,cya *muttley goes*

:rockon:

i think that went kinda well.

So... the HB8 leaves at 2:30pm and i finish at 5pm. I made my way to the toilet so that ill *bump* into her at 2:30pm.


*im outside the mens toilet door and she walks by the left of me*


muttley: hi
hb8: hello, did u have your breakfast then?
muttley: yeah i had it all by my self.
hb8: awwww next time i want you to share it with me
muttley: do you eat cereal then
hb8: yeh i eat it for breakfast, so i want some next time
muttley: oh for sure ill share it with you next time ;)
hb8: good good, ill take you up on that next time * the lift came up and she got in and went*
*i go into the toilets and examine my boner :D*




i didnt ask for her number yet. Ill get it for sure next time i see her, isolate her like this and # close her.

Ill keep u guys updated.

question
what do u guys suggest? get her number ASAP or let her cook for a bit?














Tuesday - 20 - 09 - 05
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

ok an update...

yesterday i called the girl from "event 3" who i got the number of from a cold approach. I rang her mobile and she didnt answer, so i didnt leave a voice mail or anything but it will show up as one missed call on her fone.

She txts me back about 20 minz later:

"hi whos this x"

i reply,
"its muttley i met u last week , what u up to how u doing"

she replies:
"hi im at work , how about you x"

me:
"im on my way to play football, what do u do at work?"

then she stops replying. I figured she might be at work or something , i didnt care.

So anyways i was bored and i txted her

"hi, how r u, im comming up to your end 2morrw to watch a movie during the day, are you free, wanna go?"

she replies:

"i cant im at school, im only 14 x"

WTF?!?!? :eek:

that was obvious bullshyt, no way was she 14. She was a fully developed woman! id say 19-21.

i txt back:

"lol no way are you 14 so stop messing, its ok im gonna go with friends to the cinema so it cool, nice chattin bye"

she replies:
"im fifteen in a few days, sorry x"

Now that was obvious bullshyt.:down:

so i gave her final txt before i deleted her number:

me:
"oh well, never mind. have you got an older sister:D"


and NEXT!


question
Ever had a girl pull this on you?
And what do you guys make of this?




sarge on!

muttley
 

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Weds - 21 - 09 - 05
^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Today was an awful day of sarging. To begin with my mood was down because i recieved some bad news in the morning. Nothing major or serious but the news didnt make me smile.

I learnt another lesson here:
Dont sarge when your feeling shytty

it will be visible to everyone.


I caught the train and to the left of me was a hb7. I should have used the 3 second rule but i didnt. A friendly hello wouldve done.

As soon as i sat down she was powdering her nose and putting lipstick on + perfume. I really should have opened her with

"ill hold the mirror for you if you want"

or

"are you going to a job interview or something?"

some thing to show "disinterest"

i didnt say shyt!

instead i waited till she got off the train and i went up to her :
*she was carrying a big bag *

muttley: excuse me do u have a bomb in that bag?
hb7: *looks pissed* NO, they are PE books *shakes head and walks off*

that approach was awful as she saw me lingering around for her.

Use 3 secs rule.


As im walking through town i see 2 hb9's walking arm in arm together like girls do.

again i use a wrong opener:

Muttley: can i hold arms with you aswell?
hb9:*mutters something* go on

basically it seems as she brushed me off.

I think that approach was wrong too. i should have opened with

"are you two sisters?"
"have you two just got married?"
"are you two in a gang?"

something like that would have worked better i think.


i approached some girls to ask for directions but it all went shytty. My openers sucked and i feel that i made the girls feel uncomfortable.

Ill study some more openers before i hit sarging again 2morrow

some one leave me some tips plz
 

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Hey muttley,

At least you are out there sarging while KBJs sit at home. Try coming up with a default opener that you can use in any situation so if you have nothing you can use that one.
 

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Originally posted by Inc. ©
Hey muttley,

At least you are out there sarging while KBJs sit at home. Try coming up with a default opener that you can use in any situation so if you have nothing you can use that one.
Default openers, err... like "hi" or "hello there"

im trying to use dynamic openers so that every opener fits the situation

eg.

girl walking dog
opener = "hey, how old is that dog?"

girl checking out CD's at store
opener = "is that a good CD, should i get that for my little sister?"
opener = "Thats a good CD that one, are u a fan of Hip Hop / Dance / Classic music?"

etc etc you get the point.

You have to be alert and think on the spot and talk CONFIDENTLY because the way you deliver your sentence is very important, as i learned today. I was in a shytty mood and didnt really smile or look livley when i was speaking and it kinda freaked the chicks out and pushed them away.

sarge on brothers
 

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Originally posted by muttley
Weds - 21 - 09 - 05
^^^^^^^^^^^^^

muttley: excuse me do u have a bomb in that bag?
hb7: *looks pissed* NO, they are PE books *shakes head and walks off*

slow down there. NOT the best opener you want to use, considering the recent bombings.

it looks like you got balls. try something off the street.
 

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Originally posted by iCY
slow down there. NOT the best opener you want to use, considering the recent bombings.

it looks like you got balls. try something off the street.
I agree homie that opener was %100 out of line and sucked 2 da max!

Sarging is awesome. It gives you so much confidence!

Everyone should make the effort to sarge at least once a week

Ill tell a little story....

My friend owns a Taxi Rank which is close to a club and a few pubs. On a friday and saturday nite the place is usually full of HBs MILFS and drunken guys all waiting for a taxi.

Occaisonally, the boys and me keep him company through out the night , some of them smoke a few joints and listen to hip hop etc etc.

Sometimes super sexy MILFS and HBs walk in from a nite out, some drunk and some a little tipsy and sit inside waiting for a taxi. It can be real intimidating when 3-4 drunk sexy loud girls/women are all up in your face clowning around.

For all you non-brits here, you should know that drunk british women are very loud, mad and out of control. :eek:

Before i was on my sarging routine i would be taken off guard when these Hbs + MILFS walked into the taxi rank.
My friends, some of who are real tough brawlers who regulary get into fights INSTANTLY become SILENT when HBs and MILFS walk in. Instead of talking to each other like they were before, they turn their heads and watch the TV to avoid making eye contact or anything. Or they will go into the office where they feel more comfortable because they are away from the MILFS + Hbs.
Thats AFC'dom :down:

Last night i was there and the usual MILFS and HB's walk in and wait for a Taxi. I dont see it as a place to pickup chicks, but a practice session.

a 3 set walk in, hb6.5 , hb4, hb6MILF.

There was just me and my friend there( he owns the joint ).

hb6.5: 2 taxis to blah blah plz
myfriend: it will be 5 minz, take a seat.
hb6.5: ok thx
hb6MILF: have you got a toilet here?
myfriend: yeh its up stairs 2nd right.
*hbmilf goes to the top of the stairs and shouts to her friends, where is it?*
hb6.5: she wants to know where the toilet is
myfriend: 2nd right
*hb6.5 shouts to that to her friend*
*i join in :D*
muttley: oh yeh and tell her not to block the toilet :D
hb4:haha, he says to tell her not to block the toilet *to hb6.5*
hb6.5:*shouts to her friend* and dont block the toilet!!
*hb6milf shouts back*
hb6MILF: wheres the toilet paper?
hb6.5: wheres the toilet paper?
muttley: huh , toilet paper, is she having a shyt up there or something?
hb6.5: lol is she fvck, shes havin a wee and we need to wipe off you know!
hb4: theres no toilet paper for her
muttley: oh, well tell her to pull it out of her pockets shes probably stolen our last batch to take it home :D
hb4: LOL
hb6.5: is car 6, car 8 working?
muttley: car 8, do you know car 8?
hb6.5: i might know some of your drivers because i might have gone to school with some of them
muttley: what school did you go to?
hb6.5: i went to blah blah, some of them might have gone to the same school.
*all comes to an abrupt end *
myfriend: your taxis waiting outside
they all say bye and go.


all this time, my friend was smiling and smirking at how the conversation was going. He wanted to join in but didnt have balls to do so.


The next example was a HB7MILF, she would get HB8MILF but her face is a little fvcked but her body is nice. She would be a good fvck no doubt. Ive talked to her a few times before rolled up her weed for her once. Shes in her 40s
She walks in:

HB7MILF: hey hey hey taxi to BLAH please
myfriend: yeh take a seat.
HB7MILF: wow theyre going for it arnt they * i was watching "Panther" on TV and they were figting in it.
muttley: oh yeh for sure, btw what happend in Bar-X, i heard there was a fight there?
HB7MILF: no there wasnt i was just there now. There werent any fights at all.
muttley: im sure there was , there was 2 guys in here before u telling us that there was a fight there, i bet you caused the fight :D
HB7MILF: lol no i didnt cause it, but i love having a scrap, but im a soft c-u-n-t
muttley: your a soft c-u-n-t are you :D
HB7MILF: yeh lol, *sees a gun on tv* fvck that i have a gun at home
muttley: you have a gun? lol were not talking about a water pistol here or a patato gun :cool:
HB7MILF: *trying to prove her self*,i do i swear
muttley: have you really
HB7MILF: yeh of course.
muttley: so yove got a gun and bags of weed at home, i know u smoke weed
HB7MILF: i have plenty of weed at home
muttley: have you got a weed plant at home?
HB7MILF: yeh tons of weed
muttley: are you a dealer then! we have to grass u up ;)
HB7MILF: lol i have weed for my self
muttley: im joking we wont grass you up, we want you to come here and get taxis all the time!
*comes to an end again*
myfriend: your taxis out side
HB7MILF: ok bye lov , seeya
muttley: yep cya

again , my friend was smiling and listening all the time.

i was naturally more relaxed and i really didnt care about anything. It was a great mindset. Sarging helps to feel more at ease with women/girls. I no longer have that fast heartbeat or the stomach churning/butterflies. Infact that happens much less.

Im ill today and i cant sarge :(
today ill study openers in more detail

sarge on !

muttley
 
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