"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Alright, I'm looking for some simple music choices for the 2 main occasions of the proper hook-up.

#1 - The pre-game warm-up (Please don't say Barry White)
#2 - The main event, once the south border has been penetrated.

I've heard Enya & Enigma commonly recommended for the main event, but I'm sure there's gotta be better stuff out there that some of you use. Tips from the suavest of the suave dope-ass P.I.M.P.'s only, please.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Thanks for bringing that to my attention wise guy. You offer profound insight. Does anyone else have any music selections they'd like to share?
 
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What you've heard comes from the sort of people who give Yonni a chance. Good god.

Go old school jazz, man.
 
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Originally posted by Jack_Black
Thanks for bringing that to my attention wise guy. You offer profound insight. Does anyone else have any music selections they'd like to share?
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Actually my comment was something you should take note of. Girls are very different inn what they like to listen to... But some good ol jazz or something like Dave Matthews Band! Something with spirit and energy but at the same time easy to relax too.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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how bout

some of the following works well for me:

Smashing Pumpkins - Chilled out stuff, like some of mellon collie and siamese dream.

Air - Moon Safari (Shagging Music)!

Marvin Gaye - Whats going on

And for the best porno tune ever!...

Machine Gun by the Commodores! always goes down a treat
 
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