music artists with ****y/funny lyrics....

[Soprano]

do you know any? i enjoy listenin to those kinda songs

the only one I can think of that has them a lot is Method Man, he's really charasmatic has a lot of ****y and witty stuff in his songs.... and maybe Lil' Wayne or Ludacris

 

[Precursor]

weird al yankovich?

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

I'm old school, my man Prince could spit them out without even trying.

"I like em phat
I like em proud
Ya gotta have a mother for me
Now move your big ass round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
Tonight your a star
And Im the big dipper..."

Now think about putting those lyrics in your head when you're about to approach a woman.

 

[WhitePimp]

Lots of old Chili Peppers...Sexy Mexican Maid, Party On Your *****, Apache Rose Peacock, Suck My Kiss, Blood Sugar Sex Magic, Sir Psycho Sexy, etc etc

 

[Skilla_Staz]

ICP has some funny ****...

B*tch is a good song

 

[DJDamage]

First time I heard the word "Suave" was when I watched the music video as a kid called "Rico Suave - Gerardo" lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSF8ktiHUuI

Bad music I know but just listen to the lyrics, the man knows his stuff!

"I don't drink or smoke, ain't into dope,
Won't try no coke, you ask me how do I do when I cope
My only addiction has to do with the female species
I eat 'em raw like sushi

So please don't judge a book by its cover
There's more to being a latin lover
You got to know how to deal with a woman
That won't let go
The price you pay for being a gigolo

There's not a woman that can handle
A man like me
That's why I juggle two or three
I ain't one to commit, you can omit that bit
You pop the question that's it

So again don't let my lyrics mislead you
I don't love you but I need you
Would you rather have me lie?
Take a piece of your pie and say bye,
Or be honest and rub your thighs?

Well, it's ten o'clock and I'm two hours late
I never said I was a prom date
But you kept persisting that I meet your parents
Hah, they're going to love my appearance!"