Murphy's Law of Love and Sex

[astrn]

Some of you possibly heard the Edward Murphy, an airforce engineer and the inventor of Murphy Law theory.

I was accidentally found out this website while I was reading an article about why the least expected things happens suddenly.

http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-love.html

Most of these insights are really really good and true. My favourites are:

-All the good ones are taken.
-The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
-Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
-Nice guys (girls) finish last.
-Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
-Virginity can be cured.
-It is always the wrong time of month.
-A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
-Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
-Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
-Nothing improves with age.
-Love has all the answers. But till then sex brings up some good questions.
-The more you want a women the least she will want you.
-The day you decide to tell you're girlfriend you could not live without her she will leave you the next day.
-Everybody is most horny when alone.

 

[Starwolf]

"The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings."

LoL, This one ....So true

Needed to break up a 4 year LTR cuz she was getting really fat and she didn't want to do anything about it.

longest breakup ever..6 months in total before I could really ignore my conscience and block her everywhere so she could not contact me anymore.

 

[PeasantPlayer]

So what are these laws? Your universal truths?

 

[logicallefty]

-A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

Good post. I like all that you listed, but ^^this^^ is my favorite. A shake of my magic 8-ball sees some +rep in your future Sir.

 

[astrn]

Good post. I like all that you listed, but ^^this^^ is my favorite. A shake of my magic 8-ball sees some +rep in your future Sir.

Thanks bro. I am still on the verge of getting off AFC shores for good to a new undiscovered DJ lands for myself and I am about to reach there... Just need to learn how to swim along haha...