"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Not that this is something I have to deal with, but let me ask you guys. Nearly every woman shaves her legs, under her arms, etc right? Why is it so many don't shave their coochies. I mean think about it. Why would they not do this? Lazy? IDK.

Advantages to shaving the cooch:
1) Get's in the way during recreational activity
2) Looks better
3) Much more feminine IMO
4) No housing for sabre toothed crotch critters or other nasty bugs
5) Nothing to get stuck in your teeth that will require vicegrips to remove later

What do you guys think? What do you prefer? :D
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Chamber36

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arrow pointing downwards?
 

demezel

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who even likes it full of nature anyway? sweat and smell get stuck easier... anyway i like it bald
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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PDubb75

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Shaved... I used to not care. Now I can't stand when it's not shaved. I guess that's a good sign, though. Starting to get picky now that I have options.
 

SgtSplacker

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Bald w/ strip for me 2.

My current is completely shaved and it's great...
 

Dust 2 Dust

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The only place on a woman's body there should be any hair is on her head. I also don't like women with hairy arms either. I prefer women shave/wax their arms too.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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not a fan of totally bald, its just kind of weird to me. landing strip
looks funny also.

a real tight shave is fine.
 

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As long as iTs not Jackson 5 long it's not a problem. One of my ex's used to shave it completely and that was maaaad hot.

But, hair anywhere other that the poossy and the head is a massive no no..
 

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Neatly trimmed but not bald.

I hate the landing strip. Reminds me of Hitler.
 

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Atom Smasher said:
Neatly trimmed but not bald.

I hate the landing strip. Reminds me of Hitler.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

now your sh!t is stuck with me.... i hope i wont think of hitler
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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99% of the chicks I bang go bald or VERY trimmed. That's the way I like it. Bald preferably or landing strip / trimmed at the least. I personally trim, can't expect something you don't do yourself.
 

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How do you get a girl to at least trim or shave entirely? My girl has a full bush including hair in the anal region and I've NEVER seen this on any attractive woman I regularly have sex with.
 

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iwanttofight said:
I like a hairy bush, am I fukked up in the head
hahahahahahahahaha
 

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blueline said:
How do you get a girl to at least trim or shave entirely? My girl has a full bush including hair in the anal region and I've NEVER seen this on any attractive woman I regularly have sex with.
Yeah, that's pretty nasty dude. Do you shave / trim yourself? If you don't you should start with that.

To not smash her fragile womanly security too much phrase it something along the lines of "You know what would look really sexy..." Or "I think it would look really sexy if..."

Unfortunately you shouldn't really HAVE to tell a chick this type of thing, if she's going to . But it's worth mentioning.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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