"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MTV new year's party? Yay or Nay?

jbbrain

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Gents,


Funny that my first thread started in so long is manifesting itself in form of seeming banality and void....but


I got an invite to the MTV New years party in New York...but im thinking it can just be a hunk of glittery superficial nothingness...the majority of my best friends wont be there...

Has anybody been to this party? Is it crunk? Or just another episode of "Access Hollywood"? Would it be stupid to turn down this invite?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Hot Ice

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Would it be stupid to turn down this invite?
Yes, it is stupid to turn down a party.
 

Panda 2000

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If it were me I'd turn it down, because that's not my kind of thing. Just ask yourself if you want to go there or not.
 

coldcoal

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Burn that f*cker. You'll be hearded like a cow with no identity.
 
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