"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Michele l'Arcangelo
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you're a stalker, creep, and an idiot.
don't even msg her anymore. talk to her on the bus and DO NOT say you are the one she talks to on msn.
BenPW-DJNewbie
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
TonyWongButOhSoRite
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Grand Wizzard Alamar
Master Don Juan
If you don't get rejected be like "hey I had a good time talking to you, how bout you buy me a coffee sometime and I'll talk to you some more." or something w/e you make it up.
You're being a FAKE and a LIAR which girls really don't admire and if this is your first impression on them, they probably won't ever like you.
You gotta be a man and striaght up start a conversation with her, like if shes just sitting and doing nothing, you'll actually be doing her a favor by entertaining her by talking to her.
Girls really don't give a fvck about some stranger on msn.. unless they're major AFC girls. She might not even talk to you if she doesn't know who you are, and by getting her msn somehow and randomly talking to her while she doesn't know you, you'll appear as A STALKER.
So my advice is DON'T talk to her on msn AT ALL until you actually meet her in person for the first time.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.