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[flirty_intentions]

hey guys, one of my friends recently told me about this girl, and she is a HB, i managed to get her msn id, and heres the log of our first conversation, her id was mlika_nut@hotmail.com (slightly manipulated), mlika being the name (indian).

would be very nice of u guys, if you could provide some feedback, and point out my weaknesses,

log

Living With The Past, . says:

can i have a chance to crack this nut with a beautiful name ?
@hotmail.com says:
im a tough nut 2 crack

Living With The Past says:
but i have the strongest hammer on earth

Living With The Past. says:
and tracking weak nuts isnt my game

hotmail.com says:
if the only weapon u have is a hammer...then everything will look like a nail....and im not one..

Living With The Past says:
hammer is the first weapon, i have a huge arsenal, its just that till now, ppl have surrendered to the hammer, but if a tough nut does come in the way, other explosives can always b used

@hotmail.com says:
oh so violence is the only preoccuption with u?

Living With The Past, says:
other weapons include, a heart full of love which can break thru hard rocks,

Living With The Past, says:
a brain filled with romantic ideas which can melt icebergs too

@hotmail.com says:
oh so ur the lovesick puppy dog kind

Living With The Past, says:
if i was of a certain kind, then i wont have been able 2 brk all nuts, i m flexible

Living With The Past, says:
but the big q is

@hotmail.com says:
naa ann not all nuts dis 1z impossible 2 crack

Living With The Past, says:
wat makes u think u r a tough nut ?

@hotmail.com says:
& wt mkes u think u have da caliber 2 crack tough nuts

Living With The Past, says:
just now u said its a tuff nut 2 crack and now u fo, its an impossible 1, seems dat the nut isnt confident of what it says, and thrfore changes statements 2 quickly

Living With The Past, says:
& wt mkes u think u have da caliber 2 crack tough nuts --- i told u dear its my weapons, but if the nut is willing to tell me wat makes it think its a tuff nut, then i can choose the right weapons

@hotmail.com says:
dduudee...im human...i love change/...im not a football..that remains the same throughout....what happened to ur flexibility" ooh aah??

Living With The Past, says:
so the nutt seems 2 love politics, does it ?

@hotmail.com says:
wt sorta clichaed assumption is dat?? n if u think flexibilty n politics r da same thingzz then i can only feel sorry 4 u naaaa

Living With The Past, says:
ah, da nutt has a heart, it feels sorry2 , like that

@hotmail.com says:
yo!

Living With The Past says:
u just showed me 1 route to enter the heart

Living With The Past, says:
i mean to enter the nut

@hotmail.com says:
iluusionzz n neva ment 2 b real

@hotmail.com says:
r*

Living With The Past, says:
those who dream big can turn illusions into reality

@hotmail.com says:
dose who rely on dreemz r left dreeming

Living With The Past, says:
thats negative attitude

Living With The Past, says:
if thr were no dreams, no1 wld ever do nething big

@hotmail.com says:
practical attitude

Living With The Past, says:
u know bill gates dreampt, that he wld own a co. called microsoft and he did it

@hotmail.com says:
bu he did not sit on a couch n dreem he did sumthin abt it naaa

Living With The Past, says:
ambani wen he worked at a petrol pump dreampt of making a co. called reliance and making it big, and he did it

Living With The Past, says:
ever read biographies of some gr8 ppl ?

@hotmail.com says:
na aann i beive in an autoboigraphy...onlyy then biographyz

Living With The Past, says:
he dreampt and den he worked on his dreams dear

@hotmail.com says:
im soo happy 4 him dear...he dremt off thingzz wich wrnt so out of reach

Living With The Past,says:
and mayb i dreamp of brking the nuts, and now i am working on brking that nut

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
so lets get a bit more practical, like my dear nutt wants, whr r u from ?

@hotmail.com says:
wrk wrk..lets c how far u get

@hotmail.com says:
da question goes bak 2 u

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
delhi

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
hope now u dont feel dat insecure bout ur place of living ?

@hotmail.com says:
na ann insecurty iz a virtue off desparadoz

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
smart girl, like ur attitude

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
so u live in ?

@hotmail.com says:
nd if im not mistaken ...im not desparate 2 knoe nethin abt ne1....sum1 else izz twisting n turning wrdz 2 know sumthin abt mee

@hotmail.com says:
delhi

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
its not bout desperation darling, its bout learning 2 crack nuts, and bng frnds wid smart nuts

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
so how old r ya

@hotmail.com says:
ohh i c dear

@hotmail.com says:
how old r ya?

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
u wld b one hell of a sweeeet nutt, if u b fair this time

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
i hope the nut has some ethics

@hotmail.com says:
don havta prove nethin 2 ne1 be it my sweetness 2

@hotmail.com says:
da nut doezn care

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
indirectly, the nut think its tuff, but has a loose character

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
am 18,

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
go on

@hotmail.com says:
ppl hu ask 222 manyy qustionzz nd r gr8 at loooz talk r often called lame n looz charactered....nd dis nut showzz no such traits...doez dat ring a bell?

@hotmail.com says:
gonna b 15 verry soon

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
u kidding ?

@hotmail.com says:
hulooo!! wt do u meen

@hotmail.com says:
y da hell shud i kidd?

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
ok, u sound smart, a sincere compliment

@hotmail.com says:
Thnakyou verry much

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
r u a modernite by ne chance ?

@hotmail.com says:
yup

@hotmail.com says:
how did u know

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
wow....awesome guess,

@hotmail.com says:
ur in vv na

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
may be the attitude spoke itself

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
hey r u in vv ?

@hotmail.com says:
hahahahhaha pheku...weev chatted b4 in i told u i wz a modernite sooo mr. guess im sorry 2 shatter yor illusion

@hotmail.com says:
bk

@hotmail.com says:
guesser*

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
hey srsly i forgot

@hotmail.com says:
no problem

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
u know i guessed it cing ur atti, but if u dnt trust me, doesnt make much diff, does it

@hotmail.com says:
suits me

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
class ?

@hotmail.com says:
s5

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
hindi mein bool yaar

@hotmail.com says:
k u aint a modernite

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
passed outa vv

@hotmail.com says:
last yr?

@hotmail.com says:
wich college?

@hotmail.com says:
even ma sis

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
this yr, waiting for my result

@hotmail.com says:
ohh

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
actly i joined in 11th only

@hotmail.com says:
ohhh

@hotmail.com says:
u know i****a umre?

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
dint really knew my seniors

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
cos i joined late

@hotmail.com says:
yr junoirr!!!

@hotmail.com says:
neway

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
umm...na

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
i hardly attended skul yaar, was absent most of da times

@hotmail.com says:
u have commerce?

@hotmail.com says:
had*

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
yup

@hotmail.com says:
k

@hotmail.com says:
u have a name?

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
yup

@hotmail.com says:


Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
but cracker

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
i mean nut cracket

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
cracker*

The Me. says:
bolo...

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
ashish

The Me. says:
k

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
so whr do u put up

The Me. says:
u 1st

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
u know u r a typical modernite

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
new rajinder nagar

The Me. says:
ahaan

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
u ?

The Me. says:
civil lines

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
thats close 2

The Me. says:
acha ..i gtg bye

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
take care

Living With The Past, In The Present, For The Future. says:
n better miss me


vv = modern school, vasant vihar ( the 1 passed out from )
bk = modern school, barakhamba road ( her school ) ( a branch of the same school )
modernites r considered to have a big ego prob. which we define as an attitude problem here.

 

[Austin Allegro]

I can't understand whatever Indian dialect that is written in, but you are spending way too much time chatting online. Just use it to set up dates. The net is full of flakey attention wh0res wasting their time teasing men online and they're just not worth bothering with.

 

[Tails]

chatting online is probably the only way i'll ever find a real girlfriend. my last one was from msn, she was great. all the girls offline where i live are wh0res. i kinda give up there. online you meet alot of smart women, but still, it's kinda risky. sometimes the pictures they show you are very different to when you see them in person. but it's good to meet nice girls.

 

[flirty_intentions]

some nice opinions mate.

well chatting online has its own boons and banes like everything else. its true that the girl might turn out to be ugly, might not ever meet you, but at the same time, you get a lot more time to analyze and size up the person, afetr a convo, you can read the history log again and pick up so many valuable points about a persons character, and adjust better the next time.

in my case, i already knew the girl is a real hottie, so just got her id through someone.

 

[Hollowpoint]

"ppl hu ask 222 manyy qustionzz nd r gr8 at loooz talk r often called lame n looz charactered....nd dis nut showzz no such traits...doez dat ring a bell?"

OMFG........learn English

 

[flirty_intentions]

mate, this line was used by the girl, and secondly that's net lingo at its best, and modernites really try 2 make it look as wild as they could.
and hey mate, you got to give some leeway cultural difference you see

 

[Hollowpoint]

mate, the line was not directed at you

I have friends from all cultures, this has nothing to do with race.
I just h8 da n3t l1ingo. FuX1nG H4Rd too r33d.

 

[Engetsu]

Your girlfriend sounds like she just snorted seven lines of coke.

Next that **** before her lingo gets contagious.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Jeebus, where to begin?

1. She's 15 years old. That should be the end of this conversation anyway.
2. She shows absolutely NO sign of being interested in you. You make it obvious from the get-go that you're pursuing her. She rebuffs those advances, and you keep running into walls. Plus, she's 15.
3. Cliches cum extended metaphors are tiring/ "You're a tough nut to crack." "I will crack the nut." "I will use my hammer to crack the nut." "I will blow up the nut with my arsenal." Seriously, what the f*ck. Also, she's 15.
4. You're doing the whole "poetry and flowers" thing. It's obviously not doing you any good. Seriously, how can you look at yourself in the mirror with any respect when you're spouting off stupid sh*t like, "a heart full of love which can break thru hard rocks," and "a brain filled with romantic ideas which can melt icebergs"? Plus, did I mention that she's 15!?[/list=1]

 

[Sugarfoot]

Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Jeebus, where to begin?

1. She's 15 years old. That should be the end of this conversation anyway.
2. She shows absolutely NO sign of being interested in you. You make it obvious from the get-go that you're pursuing her. She rebuffs those advances, and you keep running into walls. Plus, she's 15.
3. Cliches cum extended metaphors are tiring/ "You're a tough nut to crack." "I will crack the nut." "I will use my hammer to crack the nut." "I will blow up the nut with my arsenal." Seriously, what the f*ck. Also, she's 15.
4. You're doing the whole "poetry and flowers" thing. It's obviously not doing you any good. Seriously, how can you look at yourself in the mirror with any respect when you're spouting off stupid sh*t like, "a heart full of love which can break thru hard rocks," and "a brain filled with romantic ideas which can melt icebergs"? Plus, did I mention that she's 15!?[/list=1]

1. 
   
   LOL at flirty's arsenal of nut-cracking weapons!
   
   Giovanni, you should've mentioned the fact that she is 15.
   
   
   TOOTLES™

 

[flirty_intentions]

Lol, u made me laugh at myself, yes she is 15. but i read the dj bible carefully, and noticed one thing carefully, and even my experience says that there's always experience to be gained, 15 or 50, plus she may have some older friends, an elder sis you never know, and if nothing at all, in the end still i am gaining some valuable experience.
anout the IL thing, that's the way modernites are, they have very big egos and they dont give it easy, thats why modern is the most popular school of india, full of brats and big egos, the richest people of delhi study here, so you can expect this.
anyways, thanks for your valuable advice buddies.
did i mention that she is from modern, a RICH DADDY

 

[Paranoid]

Dude...one doesnt care if she from Modern or DPS.Your game sucks...dont flatter yourself.Listen learn and implement.

 

[Hollowpoint]

as I consider myself somewhat of a poet.......

your lines DO suck, don't court over MSN please!

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

Originally posted by flirty_intentions
mate, this line was used by the girl, and secondly that's net lingo at its best, and modernites really try 2 make it look as wild as they could.
and hey mate, you got to give some leeway cultural difference you see

No, that's how ****ing kids talk when trying to act cool and hip. NOONE I KNOW talks like that, and anyone that tries gets a tellof and stop doing it.

Besides you managed to make you sound like a dragqueen in the first 10 lines.

OOOOH IM MISTER ROMANTIC HEARTMAN PLEASE LET ME BE A PUPPY AND LICK YOUR FEET WHILE YOU THOROUGHLY SUCK THE JUICE OUT OF ANOTHER MAN.

 

[Evil-Rom]

flirty_intentions, do you have an obsession with "nuts"?