Okay firstly I'm not interested in people who say msn is for gays etc. I can talk to girls who live in different parts of the country via msn easily and quickly and if nothing else it's useful for testing ****y+funny lines.
I contacted this girl via a profile website because she was in a city I may go to later in the year for university but currently she is not really a prospect as she lives long way away. Merely using her for information about the city and to practice. I'm new to this stuff.
I sent her the following message.
"Hi
You probably couldn't handle me... but I'm going to give you a chance anyway.
Msn: affirmed@email.com"
She added me almost instantly and this convo ensued. Please comment on good points negative etc. I thought it was quite successful. (note: on my profile which she obviously looked at when she received the message I have a joke about dating natalie portman. sexiest woman in the universe)
22:14:58 HB9 Very Confident!
22:15:47 Affirmed hitting on me already!
22:16:15 HB9 hehe, you dont think i can handle you!? never heard such confidence!!
22:16:25 HB9 normally its 'phwroar you'd get it'
22:16:42 Affirmed Surely not!
22:17:02 Affirmed Hey you live in Bristol?
22:17:11 HB9 i do yup
22:17:16 HB9 where do you live?
22:17:31 Affirmed Just north of the rainbow.
22:18:09 Affirmed What's bristol like to live in?
22:18:42 HB9 north of the rainbow?*-)
22:18:49 HB9 Bristol's great
22:19:11 Affirmed I went to the UWE open day on saturday.
22:19:18 HB9 yeah?
22:19:26 Affirmed Yeah.
22:19:42 Affirmed Thought I'd find out what Bristol is like from somebody who isn't paid to promote it.
22:19:48 HB9 my bud goes there
22:20:03 HB9 bristol's a cool place to live
22:20:16 Affirmed What do you like about it
22:21:07 HB9 umm, there's lots to do, good rock clubs, friendly atmosphere...why am i not gettin paid then?
22:21:10 HB9 and whats all this Nata;ie Portman buisness
22:21:19 Affirmed oh, we're dating.
22:21:39 HB9 We are talking Star Wars aren't we
22:21:50 Affirmed Yeah, she's a tallented girl.
22:21:59 HB9 Oh
22:22:03 HB9 Have you got any pictures?
22:22:10 Affirmed Sure do!
22:22:33 HB9 May i see ?
22:23:17 Affirmed http://www.angelfire.com/movies/waffle/novemberstun.jpg
22:24:05 HB9 i meant pictures of you together?
22:25:05 HB9 So where did you meet and stuff?
22:25:53 HB9 affirmed?:S
22:27:52 HB9 interesting...so why are you messaging me if your going out witha movie star?
22:28:51 Affirmed we can be friends
22:29:09 HB9 how come your not answering any of my questions then?
22:29:27 Affirmed We met on the set of a brad pitt movie. I was doing some stunt work for him.
22:30:30 HB9 Brad pitt
22:30:41 HB9 Very cool
22:30:48 Affirmed Yeah. He doesn't like to get nude in movies so I'm his stunt butt.
22:30:54 HB9 Havent you got any pictures of you and Natalie then?
22:31:09 Affirmed Not for you!
22:31:16 HB9 lol
22:31:33 HB9 I cant believe you expect me to believe this crap u penis!
22:31:56 HB9 Brad Pitt's stunt butt and your dating Natalie Portman?
22:32:04 Affirmed Hey what can I say. I'm hot property.
22:32:14 HB9 so you decide to hit on a girl from faceparty and boast about your 'girlfriend'
22:32:21 HB9 what a great boyfriend you are
22:32:25 HB9 and i do watch friends
22:32:25 Affirmed hahah. You brought her up.
22:32:37 HB9 your not joey and your not al pacino's butt!
22:32:42 Affirmed hahah.
22:32:55 Affirmed affirmed's just my nickname. I'm actually Matt Le Blanc
22:33:26 HB9 aww wow im Victoria Beckham
22:33:33 Affirmed really
22:33:34 Affirmed oh...
22:33:44 Affirmed I was kinda into you until now but you've just screwed up all your chances with me.
22:34:04 HB9 well you could always show me your butt
22:34:12 HB9 that would reel your chances back in
22:34:19 Affirmed damn you just want me for my body.
22:34:24 Affirmed I'm not just a piece of meat you know.
22:34:24 HB9 were they in in the first place mr portman?
22:34:37 HB9 sorry i didnt realise you were on your period
22:35:01 Affirmed Do girls think Victoria Beckham is sexy?
22:35:23 HB9 Is that a retorical question?
22:35:29 Affirmed Not at all.
22:35:35 Affirmed I want a female answer.
22:36:01 HB9 well seeing as i am Victoria Beckham,
22:36:11 HB9 mi madre de soi asoi aramoso
22:36:29 Affirmed Thanks for that...
22:36:36 HB9 No
22:36:38 HB9 Thank you...
22:36:56 Affirmed she's really not attractive at all. I don't understand her appeal.
22:38:20 HB9 Im blocking you now
22:38:39 HB9 you are nice looking but your the biggest **** ive met all day with a personality of a ****! // (This was the most interesting bit I thought. I interpreted this as a test and called her on it. Seemed to be true. Also funny because I'm not good looking and this girl is yet she calls me nice looking)
22:39:29 Affirmed I like you too.
22:39:40 HB9 Good bye !
22:40:18 Affirmed hehehehe, bye.
22:41:35 HB9 im not gonna block you
22:41:53 Affirmed I'm too cute to block
22:42:10 HB9 your quirky^o)
22:42:15 HB9 we'll leave it at that
22:42:18 HB9 dont lie to me anymore?
22:42:34 Affirmed You're very demanding.
22:42:57 HB9 Im worth it
22:43:28 Affirmed You iron?
22:43:41 HB9 Nope
22:43:44 HB9 i should learn though
22:44:56 Affirmed so you can't iron, you're demanding. What makes you worth it?
22:45:14 HB9 im a beautiful girl
22:45:26 HB9 inside course
22:45:39 Affirmed inside course?
22:45:50 HB9 beautiful inside!
22:46:25 Affirmed how so?
22:48:29 HB9 you'll find out
22:48:58 Affirmed Haha. You wish!
22:49:28 HB9 no i really dont and if ur mean to me once more
22:49:32 HB9 you can **** off!
22:49:43 Affirmed You know I'm lovely.
22:49:56 Affirmed You swear a lot for somebody who's beautiful on the inside.
22:50:36 HB9 im a frustrated child
22:50:38 HB9 what can i say
22:57:28 Affirmed are you a classy girl?
22:57:55 HB9 yes
22:58:20 Affirmed do you like 'the office'
22:58:39 HB9 not really
22:58:45 Affirmed :-O
22:58:51 Affirmed the wedding's off.
22:59:11 HB9 i did watch it today actually
22:59:21 HB9 i prefer bo selecta
22:59:28 Affirmed bo selecta is funny as well.
22:59:45 Affirmed avid merrian = (L)
22:59:45 HB9 watchin it now
22:59:59 HB9 he makes me do a sex wee :$
23:00:04 Affirmed haha
23:00:08 Affirmed you got it on dvd or something?
23:00:28 HB9 yeah my bf bought me it yesterday
23:00:41 Affirmed special occasion?
23:00:57 HB9 it was a thank you present aye
23:01:09 Affirmed what did you buy him?
23:01:15 HB9 lotsa stuff
23:01:16 HB9 his bday
23:01:41 Affirmed is it the boxset?
23:02:15 HB9 complete series 1&2 yay
23:02:17 HB9
23:02:32 Affirmed that's a good present.
23:02:55 Affirmed Special features any good?
23:03:13 HB9 um, yea
23:03:24 HB9 delete scenes, bloopers
23:03:27 HB9 pretty cool
23:03:35 Affirmed I'll have to borrow it sometime.
23:03:51 HB9 ha where do you live again?
23:04:13 Affirmed It's time for me to leave.
23:04:16 Affirmed night.
I contacted this girl via a profile website because she was in a city I may go to later in the year for university but currently she is not really a prospect as she lives long way away. Merely using her for information about the city and to practice. I'm new to this stuff.
I sent her the following message.
"Hi
You probably couldn't handle me... but I'm going to give you a chance anyway.
Msn: affirmed@email.com"
She added me almost instantly and this convo ensued. Please comment on good points negative etc. I thought it was quite successful. (note: on my profile which she obviously looked at when she received the message I have a joke about dating natalie portman. sexiest woman in the universe)
22:14:58 HB9 Very Confident!
22:15:47 Affirmed hitting on me already!
22:16:15 HB9 hehe, you dont think i can handle you!? never heard such confidence!!
22:16:25 HB9 normally its 'phwroar you'd get it'
22:16:42 Affirmed Surely not!
22:17:02 Affirmed Hey you live in Bristol?
22:17:11 HB9 i do yup
22:17:16 HB9 where do you live?
22:17:31 Affirmed Just north of the rainbow.
22:18:09 Affirmed What's bristol like to live in?
22:18:42 HB9 north of the rainbow?*-)
22:18:49 HB9 Bristol's great
22:19:11 Affirmed I went to the UWE open day on saturday.
22:19:18 HB9 yeah?
22:19:26 Affirmed Yeah.
22:19:42 Affirmed Thought I'd find out what Bristol is like from somebody who isn't paid to promote it.
22:19:48 HB9 my bud goes there
22:20:03 HB9 bristol's a cool place to live
22:20:16 Affirmed What do you like about it
22:21:07 HB9 umm, there's lots to do, good rock clubs, friendly atmosphere...why am i not gettin paid then?
22:21:10 HB9 and whats all this Nata;ie Portman buisness
22:21:19 Affirmed oh, we're dating.
22:21:39 HB9 We are talking Star Wars aren't we
22:21:50 Affirmed Yeah, she's a tallented girl.
22:21:59 HB9 Oh
22:22:03 HB9 Have you got any pictures?
22:22:10 Affirmed Sure do!
22:22:33 HB9 May i see ?
22:23:17 Affirmed http://www.angelfire.com/movies/waffle/novemberstun.jpg
22:24:05 HB9 i meant pictures of you together?
22:25:05 HB9 So where did you meet and stuff?
22:25:53 HB9 affirmed?:S
22:27:52 HB9 interesting...so why are you messaging me if your going out witha movie star?
22:28:51 Affirmed we can be friends
22:29:09 HB9 how come your not answering any of my questions then?
22:29:27 Affirmed We met on the set of a brad pitt movie. I was doing some stunt work for him.
22:30:30 HB9 Brad pitt
22:30:41 HB9 Very cool
22:30:48 Affirmed Yeah. He doesn't like to get nude in movies so I'm his stunt butt.
22:30:54 HB9 Havent you got any pictures of you and Natalie then?
22:31:09 Affirmed Not for you!
22:31:16 HB9 lol
22:31:33 HB9 I cant believe you expect me to believe this crap u penis!
22:31:56 HB9 Brad Pitt's stunt butt and your dating Natalie Portman?
22:32:04 Affirmed Hey what can I say. I'm hot property.
22:32:14 HB9 so you decide to hit on a girl from faceparty and boast about your 'girlfriend'
22:32:21 HB9 what a great boyfriend you are
22:32:25 HB9 and i do watch friends
22:32:25 Affirmed hahah. You brought her up.
22:32:37 HB9 your not joey and your not al pacino's butt!
22:32:42 Affirmed hahah.
22:32:55 Affirmed affirmed's just my nickname. I'm actually Matt Le Blanc
22:33:26 HB9 aww wow im Victoria Beckham
22:33:33 Affirmed really
22:33:34 Affirmed oh...
22:33:44 Affirmed I was kinda into you until now but you've just screwed up all your chances with me.
22:34:04 HB9 well you could always show me your butt
22:34:12 HB9 that would reel your chances back in
22:34:19 Affirmed damn you just want me for my body.
22:34:24 Affirmed I'm not just a piece of meat you know.
22:34:24 HB9 were they in in the first place mr portman?
22:34:37 HB9 sorry i didnt realise you were on your period
22:35:01 Affirmed Do girls think Victoria Beckham is sexy?
22:35:23 HB9 Is that a retorical question?
22:35:29 Affirmed Not at all.
22:35:35 Affirmed I want a female answer.
22:36:01 HB9 well seeing as i am Victoria Beckham,
22:36:11 HB9 mi madre de soi asoi aramoso
22:36:29 Affirmed Thanks for that...
22:36:36 HB9 No
22:36:38 HB9 Thank you...
22:36:56 Affirmed she's really not attractive at all. I don't understand her appeal.
22:38:20 HB9 Im blocking you now
22:38:39 HB9 you are nice looking but your the biggest **** ive met all day with a personality of a ****! // (This was the most interesting bit I thought. I interpreted this as a test and called her on it. Seemed to be true. Also funny because I'm not good looking and this girl is yet she calls me nice looking)
22:39:29 Affirmed
I like you too. 22:39:40 HB9 Good bye !
22:40:18 Affirmed hehehehe, bye.
22:41:35 HB9 im not gonna block you
22:41:53 Affirmed I'm too cute to block
22:42:10 HB9 your quirky^o)
22:42:15 HB9 we'll leave it at that
22:42:18 HB9 dont lie to me anymore?
22:42:34 Affirmed You're very demanding.
22:42:57 HB9 Im worth it
22:43:28 Affirmed You iron?
22:43:41 HB9 Nope
22:43:44 HB9 i should learn though
22:44:56 Affirmed so you can't iron, you're demanding. What makes you worth it?
22:45:14 HB9 im a beautiful girl
22:45:26 HB9 inside course
22:45:39 Affirmed inside course?
22:45:50 HB9 beautiful inside!
22:46:25 Affirmed how so?
22:48:29 HB9 you'll find out
22:48:58 Affirmed Haha. You wish!
22:49:28 HB9 no i really dont and if ur mean to me once more
22:49:32 HB9 you can **** off!
22:49:43 Affirmed You know I'm lovely.
22:49:56 Affirmed You swear a lot for somebody who's beautiful on the inside.
22:50:36 HB9 im a frustrated child
22:50:38 HB9 what can i say
22:57:28 Affirmed are you a classy girl?
22:57:55 HB9 yes
22:58:20 Affirmed do you like 'the office'
22:58:39 HB9 not really
22:58:45 Affirmed :-O
22:58:51 Affirmed the wedding's off.
22:59:11 HB9 i did watch it today actually
22:59:21 HB9 i prefer bo selecta
22:59:28 Affirmed bo selecta is funny as well.
22:59:45 Affirmed avid merrian = (L)
22:59:45 HB9 watchin it now
22:59:59 HB9 he makes me do a sex wee :$
23:00:04 Affirmed haha
23:00:08 Affirmed you got it on dvd or something?
23:00:28 HB9 yeah my bf bought me it yesterday
23:00:41 Affirmed special occasion?
23:00:57 HB9 it was a thank you present aye
23:01:09 Affirmed what did you buy him?
23:01:15 HB9 lotsa stuff
23:01:16 HB9 his bday
23:01:41 Affirmed is it the boxset?
23:02:15 HB9 complete series 1&2 yay
23:02:17 HB9
23:02:32 Affirmed that's a good present.
23:02:55 Affirmed Special features any good?
23:03:13 HB9 um, yea
23:03:24 HB9 delete scenes, bloopers
23:03:27 HB9 pretty cool
23:03:35 Affirmed I'll have to borrow it sometime.
23:03:51 HB9 ha where do you live again?
23:04:13 Affirmed It's time for me to leave.
23:04:16 Affirmed night.