Mr. Sexy Goes Global!

[Mr.Sexy]

Every year I take a month off and travel. After 11 hard months of keeping people in line it is nice to see the world and not be one of the hunted ones. Once again I am set to leave for a glorious 4 week tour of Europe. This year I will be hitting countries that do not use the Euro. Any suggestions to add to my list? Pictures you would like me to send back to the forum? Just let me know.

So far I have my list down to Iceland, Latvia, Estonia, Bulgaria, Romania, Georgia, and finally Serbia! I will probably eliminate one or two countries. Of the countries I have listed I have only been to Latvia before. I had girls asking me to take them back with me! I almost got engaged to the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my life last time. I hope I don't impregnate any girls this time.

I know Iceland doesn't fit, but I have an old friend that lives there. Yes, I do have more friends than you can imagine.

I am excited because I have heard that the men in most of these places treat girls like crap. They also are always fighting each other. I will study and take notes. Some great dictators have come from these lands! A civil war might be brewing in Georgia! I am so excited. I leave in early January. If anyone wants to meet me for a drink just let me know. Don't worry, I won't bite.

Anyone else planning an adventure? If you are you must share.

 

[Mr. Wolf]

Georgia is on the breack of civil war? It's ok, they been like that since Romans were in power, maybe you could become a general or something.

What time of year you going there?

Winter? They're best in summer.

Go to Russia, Sochi. That's right near Georgia. From Sochi you can go to Adler, and from there to Red Fields. That's where winter olympics are going to be held in 2014. In the winter, that's the best play ground. In the summer it's the best play ground as well, for different things.

Tell me when you going there?

 

[Mr.Positive]

Don't forget to add Czech Repub and Poland to your list!!

 

[Mr.Sexy]

Mr Wolf,
Tell me something. Why are Caucasian singers so popular among Russian people, yet Russian people seem to hate Caucasians?

Been to Czech Republic and Poland. Too many backpackers and Italian tourists in Czech Land. Warsaw was nice, but I liked Latvia better. Ever seen a frozen sea? Go to Jurmala in Jan. or Feb.! I think the girls there are so pretty as well.

Sochi? I would need a visa. I live by a Russian Consulate, but don't think I have the time to get things processed. I leave in less than two months. Of course I know of Sochi. I was told by a friend that the Black Sea (Yalta) is great. Been there?

Georgia. I like Caucasian people. I had a taxi driver from Georgia last year in Riga. I like their food, drinks (Chacha - Georgian Vodka is great), and violent nature. I am drawn to angry men for some reason. All my friends tell me that Georgian girls are not as pretty as Ukrainian, Russian, or Latvian girls. I don't really care. I mainly want to visit a place that will probably erupt into a civil war one of these days.

Moldova? Thinking of putting this gem on my list. Anybody been there?

Serbia. Must see for me. Maybe I can find Ratko Mladic and have a few drinks with him. I can always dream.

Estonia. Not too sure about this place. Heard that every greasy Italian guy is there staring at young Estonian girls. Enough of that in Latvia. Don't know if I want to add to it.

Thank you everybody and let me know of suggestions you might have. Experiences would be welcomed.

 

[Mr. Wolf]

Mr Wolf,
Tell me something. Why are Caucasian singers so popular among Russian people, yet Russian people seem to hate Caucasians?

Russians regard Caucasians (Georgian, Armenian, Chechen, Obchaz, etc) as black, or dark.. It's a fvcking racist country. There are Russians, and there are all others, none Russians. Russia is the most ethnically diverse country, and all that. Rasism there is not an issue, simply because Caucasians and people like them (Uzbecks, Koreans, etc) don't take it personally. Just think if blacks in the US wouldn't take it personally, how cool it could be.. So why do Russians hate Caucasins? Because Caucasins are MEN, and Russians have to hate them to and have control to come across as men of power, in lower case letters. Caucasins amog the fvckers, that's why they hate them. They are playahaters.. Caucasins are very playarish, real men, true alpha males. They are regarded by Russians as wild, and black or dark. I say that's right. (I'm Armenian-Russian, a metis, or a cross bread between Armenian and Russian).

By the way, Joseph Stalin was Georgian.

Sochi? I would need a visa. I live by a Russian Consulate, but don't think I have the time to get things processed. I leave in less than two months. Of course I know of Sochi. I was told by a friend that the Black Sea (Yalta) is great. Been there?

It's easy. Go to consulate and tell them you want to travel to Georgia and other countries in that territory. You found out recently that Sochi will participate in winter olympics and you would like to check it out this year. Tell them, you only have limited time, and you need a vista fast.. They will get it to you man. Use the power of playarish, tell them you need things.

Yalta is in Ukrain. In Kremean peninsula, think Turkish-Russian war. Beautiful. I've been there on a cruise. A must see..



Believe me, Georgia is not going to erupt into civil war. They've been on the edge for a millinia, it's a national tradition. Too much testosterone, every one in georgia is an alpha male, even women. I don't like them that much, too hairy.

 

[Mr.Sexy]

Mr Wolf,
You are my favorite poster! I must thank you. Great stuff! So I will see about getting that visa tomorrow.

Yes, caucasian girls are a bit hairy. Opposite of Latvian or Baltic Russian girls. Even the men have skin like a baby up there. I am pretty good at telling Lativan and Russian girls apart. Russian girls have better style, but Latvian girls are easier to handle. You know that Latvian girls are known for being the best and prettiest maids on our planet? Polish men are plumbers, Czechs pick mushrooms, and Latvian girls grow up wanting to clean.

Hey, what is with Georgian guys yelling, "Assssah" when they dance around in circles?

 

[ValleyDJing]

So far I have my list down to Iceland, Latvia, Estonia, Bulgaria, Romania, Georgia, and finally Serbia!

Estonia? Georgia? Why don't you just head over to Iraq while you're at it? Why would you even want to visit a country that won't even exist in a decade or two?

 

[Mr. Wolf]

What the hell are you talking about mother fvcker?

I'm from the region, both Estonia and Georgia are great countries. Georgia was there since the time Rome as around, they survived all this time, even from before Britain became a country.


Ahhh, hell. You not worth it. I ain't gonna qualify neither country to you. You qualify your ****ty country to me. Tell me and the guys like me how come your education is so bad. What happened?

 

[Interceptor]

What the hell are you talking about mother fvcker?

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:crackup:

 

[3countriesPlan]

: What the hell are you talking about mother fvcker?

haha that quote just made me crack up at work

 

[iqqi]

I like Mr. Sexy and Mr. Wolf. They are hilarious! They need their own sitcom.

 

[KarmaSutra]

I like Mr. Sexy and Mr. Wolf. They are hilarious! They need their own sitcom.

You need one too. Wait, it's already been made and it's on dvd:

Bosom Buddies and the film version Tootsie.

 

[iqqi]

You need one too. Wait, it's already been made and it's on dvd:

Bosom Buddies and the film version Tootsie.

GODDAMMIT quit stalking me! Damn, you are worse than REAL LIFE. Either I feel sorry for your wife, or you really think I am a man... and I feel sorry for your wife!!

Get off my nuts!

 

[KarmaSutra]

GODDAMMIT quit stalking me! Damn, you are worse than REAL LIFE. Either I feel sorry for your wife, or you really think I am a man... and I feel sorry for your wife!!

Get off my nuts!

Stop this farcical bullsh!t and come clean.

 

[iqqi]

We aren't in kindergarden anymore. Instead of "pulling my hair" and "calling me names", why don't you just buy me a drink?

 

[KarmaSutra]

We aren't in kindergarden anymore. Instead of "pulling my hair" and "calling me names", why don't you just buy me a drink?

Shot of Old Granddad with a beer slider? That's a MANS drink.

 

[Mr. Wolf]

Oh wow. How you guys know each other?

 

[iqqi]

He is my sosuave stalker. SCARY SH!T BELIEVE ME!

 

[KarmaSutra]

Don't fvcking flatter yourself buddy boy. I just want the brothers who come around here asking for advice, true advice, from whom they believe is a woman to know that you're a chick with a d!ck.

There are MODerately higher people here who know as well.

 

[iqqi]

Then you should admit to them all your gay. I'm sure I have proof of that too.

If it saves you further embarrassment, I am friends with some of the guys on here outside of sosuave... you are making yourself look really dumb. Or proving yourself to be really dumb. And hung up either on the iq herself, or on my imaginary c0ck. Exactly... gay.

Sorry Mr. Sexy, looks like this thread will soon be locked because of a troll who insults almost every post I make.