"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Moving to Brisbane baby ! =)

Morphiex

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hey guys , im finnally getting the **** out of here !!! wooohooo! :woo:
(moving from Snowy Norway to sunny Brisbane :cool: )

I got accepted to UQ and im gonna move my ass all the way across to the other side of the globe , to sunny Australia Brisbane. so ****ing exited i cant even express it in words =) Not gonna know one single person over there and looking forward to havng the blast of my life. :rockon:

Ive never been to Australia at all but always wanted to go. Just wondering if you guys got some tips for places things to do in brisbane ,
About general life over there. things i should bring etc.. and all that shiznit =)
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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PrinceBeavis

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Dude....I've been to Oslo.
After seeing the women there, I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE!!!
 

Morphiex

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hehe , yeah the women in Norway are really REALLY nice , but most of them are also like the song Cold as ICE . But yeah im gonna miss the norwegian bootey =P thankfully theres gonna be many norwegians honeys studying in Brisbane so i wont be too lonely =P
 

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Buddy you aint gonna miss out on the hot chicks in Brissy, the joint is packed with em.
Also be sure to head down to surfers in november for schoolies, 20,000 horny school leavers and you being a sexy Norwegian will pull the girls like its your job, trust me on that one.

BUT Brisbane has a curfew Im thinking, so if you like hitting the clubs on a friday/sat Brisbane aint ideal. Come down to melbourne I'll show ya around.
 

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Brisbane actually does have a great nightlife. For when you want to escape the suburbs, you can either go west into the hinterland and trek over some great rainforests, or go south-west or north-west to either the Gold Coast or Sunshine Coast. The Gold Coast should definitely be your #1 place to visit and hangout after you've experienced Brisbane enough.

Just don't go into the Western suburbs of Brisbane - it's the poor, ganglands part of the city.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Gaucho

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Brisbane is a great city! Have fun.

Just remember, anywhere is what you make of it!
 
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