Moving Slowly

[zekko]

I went to the grocery store yesterday, and going into the door I was behind this 80 something year old guy. Poor fellow was really moving slow and I had to slow my pace to a crawl so as not to run over him.

I was remembering all the DJ advice to make slow, deliberate movements like James Bond. So I thought "Wow, I bet this guy gets a lot of women".

 

[BeDJ]

I choked on my cantaloupe.

 

[Atom Smasher]

I went to the grocery store yesterday, and going into the door I was behind this 80 something year old guy. Poor fellow was really moving slow and I had to slow my pace to a crawl so as not to run over him.

I was remembering all the DJ advice to make slow, deliberate movements like James Bond. So I thought "Wow, I bet this guy gets a lot of women".

That was me. Sorry I held you up.

 

[Boilermaker]

I went to the grocery store yesterday, and going into the door I was behind this 80 something year old guy. Poor fellow was really moving slow and I had to slow my pace to a crawl so as not to run over him.

I was remembering all the DJ advice to make slow, deliberate movements like James Bond. So I thought "Wow, I bet this guy gets a lot of women".

Maybe, you should slow down a bit?

 

[zekko]

Maybe, you should slow down a bit?

Funny thing is, I thought I was moving slowly. But this guy must be part of the 10% elite, because he was on a whole different level.