Moving in with a girl friend....

[spider_007]

Originally posted by Ken785
....anyways...she says shes going through hella sh!t with her mom and how her mom doesnt want her to live with her anymore and she doesnt have any money and her check engine light just came on and blah blah blah.....

.............shes really in distress i want to help her, plus i can use a roommate cuz rent is expensive.

I'm puirty sure she said she has no money. And you expect rent? like I said before, say bye bye to your wallet. Just bail...... find somebody emotionally stable, you'll have a better life trust me.

and about helping her..... Find her a nice buissy street corner, and put her to work.

 

[DJDamage]

Yes Ken You should help her. She needs your help because her mom and the world don't understand her and only you can. You two will weather out the storm like two people stranded on a small boat in the middle of the ocean.

Take her in with you and let her unwine and enjoy her time at the new place. She doesn't have any money but that's ok you two will manage, she eventually will help out in other ways.Then she will see what kind of a great guy you are and fall for you and all her problems will just dissapear because love will fill out the empty void that causes her misery. You are the Knight in shining armour on white horse rescuing a damsel in distress. I wish I was like you Ken and have a heart of gold with no alterior motives. When you propose to her, she will cry with tears of joy because you have rescued her from the bottom and brought her way up and she will be grateful forever.

THE END



















Disclaimer: This advice is only for Ken he is a special DJ.If you are a newbie and don't know anything about the DJ bible please for your sake ignore the above advice it will only confuse you. You are not as advance as other people who come on here and don't want to hear good advice but are trolling around until someone gives them the answer they WANT TO HEAR.

 

[Golden Arms]

Originally posted by DJDamage
Yes Ken You should help her. She needs your help because her mom and the world don't understand her and only you can. You two will weather out the storm like two people stranded on a small boat in the middle of the ocean.

Take her in with you and let her unwine and enjoy her time at the new place. She doesn't have any money but that's ok you two will manage, she eventually will help out in other ways.Then she will see what kind of a great guy you are and fall for you and all her problems will just dissapear because love will fill out the empty void that causes her misery. You are the Knight in shining armour on white horse rescuing a desmel in distress. I wish I was like you Ken and have a heart of gold with no alterior motives. When you propose to her, she will cry with tears of joy because you have rescued her from the bottom and brought her way up and she will be grateful forever.

THE END



















Disclaimer: This advice is only for Ken he is a special DJ.If you are a newbie and don't know anything about the DJ bible please for your sake ignore the above advice it will only confuse you. You are not as advance as other people who come on here and don't want to hear good advice but are trolling around until someone gives them the answer they WANT TO HEAR.

That speech moved me.. hell, if Ken doesn't help her, I'll take her in !!! Somebody has to do the responsible thing around here ! :crackup:

 

[Pimp-sicle]

All sarcasm aside....DON'T DO IT!! First of all she's fake as fuvk!! She doesn't respect you at all, she only likes the attention you give her, plus she has you by the ballz. I know god plays a cruel trick on guys by making the fuvked in the head girls hot and sexy, but that's when your knowledge, not your di-ck comes into play. This girl will drain you of your finances, of your energy and your zest for life. If your motive is to "help her" then your already screwed, because you'll be an AFC from the get go. And when she fuvks up and does her "fake cry" act you'll buy into it and let it slide because she's going through "hella shiat with her mom." Fuvk that shiat, if you want to make her problems your own and turn into a major chump because you and everyone else on this thread knows you want her bad, then go ahead. But your digging your own grave.

Stupid stupid stupid idea!! Don't be her savior!!! Only she can help herself, she's full of shiat!!!



PIMP

 

[Skullcrusher]

Originally posted by Ken785
*bump....

come on 95 views...6 replies. 2 of them from me. come on more opinions and advice. id love to hear from everyone on this.

Clean my toilet ho!

 

[Ken785]

Originally posted by Pimp-sicle
All sarcasm aside....DON'T DO IT!! First of all she's fake as fuvk!! She doesn't respect you at all, she only likes the attention you give her, plus she has you by the ballz. I know god plays a cruel trick on guys by making the fuvked in the head girls hot and sexy, but that's when your knowledge, not your di-ck comes into play. This girl will drain you of your finances, of your energy and your zest for life. If your motive is to "help her" then your already screwed, because you'll be an AFC from the get go. And when she fuvks up and does her "fake cry" act you'll buy into it and let it slide because she's going through "hella shiat with her mom." Fuvk that shiat, if you want to make her problems your own and turn into a major chump because you and everyone else on this thread knows you want her bad, then go ahead. But your digging your own grave.

Stupid stupid stupid idea!! Don't be her savior!!! Only she can help herself, she's full of shiat!!!



PIMP

yeah you guys are right. inside i KNOW that i shouldnt help her but i keep thinking with my d!ck cuz this b!tch is freakin hot!! what should i tell now her if she mentions that sh!t again about her problems with her mom or moving out n sh!t???

 

[belividere]

Not only will she be fvcking dudes in the room that you are paying for but as an attention ***** she will NOT allow you to have girls into your own room which again you are paying for.

Think with the big head and quit playing captain save-a-hoe

 

[JonJack]

If she starts talking about her mother and her difficulties in moving out, tell her that being the hottie that she is, it wouldn't be difficult for her to find an AFC to succumb to her every wishes.

If she asks you to help her. Tell her that you can't. If you still want to be friends with her, give her some sugar-coated excuse. If you don't mind losing her completely, tell her that you don't want to take the risk of her burning you. Which basically means "I don't trust you".