"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Moving from Canada to US..

Maestro Monk

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Hey all, it's been too long since I've posted, but I've recently decided that I'll be moving from my parents' place in Toronto to my own place in San Antonio, hopefully by next winter. Am looking into my questions now so I won't be tied down doing everything the final few months before moving.

Few Questions..
How do jobs/visas/citizenships come into play. Can I work there permanently on a visa, or would I need a dual citizenship?

Second, would I need to purchase new vehicle insurance coverage? Beforehand?

Any other suggestions or info would be appreciated as well!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Maestro Monk

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why not just get a place in the city there in Toronto?
Too cold here, already decided I'm heading down south where I'd be able to ride my streetbike, or go for a run outside whenever I please for the majority of the year. The abundant sunshine, dry heat, and lower costs of living are also huge pluses. Oh, and I happen to love latino women ;)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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John_Galt

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You do realize you need a VISA, and if you don't have an employer sponsor you, you're not getting in(with the rights to work).
 

Fascism Fun

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Are ya makin' the move solely for the drive through liquor stores?
 

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I believe the proper name is - Drive Through Liquor Barns. Get that s*** right or else I will start a thread to get you banned. Either that or I will force you to show us your abs (Skip to My Loser Style) :yes:

Seriously though, he likes fat females. More power to him. Latina females are fat. I am not talking about "European/Middle Eastern/Jewish/Far Eastern" people living in Latin America. Those almost never come to the USA. I am talking about American Latinas. Obesity is a MAJOR issue that the community is fighting. Hopefully they can turn it around or else somebody needs to make the doors wider in Texas.
http://latinalista.blogspot.com/2005/05/latinas-suffer-from-obesity-more-than.html
Obesity is 1.5 times more common in Mexican American women (reaching 52 percent) than in the general, female population.
Yes, most are obese. Fun times in Texas...eh?
 
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