"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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moving a fork from the distance and screwing women

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yesterday i was at the cafe sitting at one of the table

i invited a hot chick to mùy table and said
" look at this fork i can move it with the power of my mind and i actually moved the fork without touching it ( she was speechless )
i actually used a loop

and then i used my swamy gimmick and i guessed her teelphone number

now those things are sure impressive and she really thought i had divine powers but the point of the story is that i actually called her to come and see the tricks I WENT OUT OF MY WAY to have her watch me perform and get her ito a convo

you must show a bit of courage sometimes if you want to get results
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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If you're actually going it post about this, then at least tell others how you did it, instead of bragging you had a girl at your table.
 

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what you do is this SANDBANK
you order invisible loops from MJM MAGICK

YOU HOOK THE LOOP AROUND THE FORK I MEAN AROUND ONE OF THE PRONGS

YOU SLOWLY MOVE YOUR HANDS CLOCKWISE CAUSING THE FORK TO MOVE APPARENTLY BY ITSELF

THE LOOP IS ABSOLUTELY INVISIBLE

SHE LL THINK YOU R THE NEW URI GELLER
 

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Levitation

in magic there s this thread that s called invisible thread it s so thin you can t see it and it s very resistant

you can levitate bills elastic bands all sorts of things it s awesome it really is
 
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